A Møøse once bit my sister...No realli! She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law -an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink...
Haha you know what it is ;) ~ PLEASE READ. This book is a PG13 book. It's for laughter. Please do not comment anything hateful or related to something extremely mature, such as sex. This book isn't for any ship wars or threats. Respect people's opinion. This is for a light laugh made in hopes that will brighten someo...
I know why you're here. You got problems or you got a happy life. Either way, you want to laugh! Then this isn't a place for you. All they have is cringing moments of weirdness! Many of them are old jokes; some are from me. PLEASE READ. This book is a PG13 book. It's for laughter. Please do not comment anything hatef...
Exactly what the title says. Truths or Dares chosen by YOU! the reader. Got a Dare idea for Clay, Tsunami, Glory, Starflight, Sunny, Peril, Riptide, Deathbringer, or Fatespeaker? I want to hear it! How about one for Umber, Turtle, Kinkajou, Moonwatcher, Qibli, Winter, or Carnelian? Let me at it! Even ones for the hos...
Are you a fan of Wings of Fire, or at least read the book? If you know Wings of Fire and read the books, you will get these funny scripts! :) (P.S: I got all the scripts from justwingsoffirethings, and I added things and changed it to make it a little different.)
Book 2 of my T or D series! Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series! This game is hosted by -Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it! -Air, eldest child of Cleril who is obsessed with Destiel and all things Supernatural. ...
Hahahahahaha yes I did make a second one! It is....get ready...the sequel of my first one! Okay, it's just Me making up random stuff so I have an excuse to not do my homework lol 😂 (Most of the spoofs are not owned by me) ~ PLEASE READ. This book is a PG13 book. It's for laughter. Please do not comment anything hate...
Highest Rank: 1 in #tuitsutherland BOOK 2 IS UP! Yay!!!! Do you want to laugh? do you want to shake your head as your favorite Wings of Fire characters find their places in hilarious spoofs? You are in the right place! Spoofs, comebacks, jokes, everything! I do not own 90 percent of the jokes shown in here. Most of t...
This book will be rewritten soon! ------------------------ Adventure, that was what Robin loved most. She loved the thrill of exploring someplace new and untouched. So when she's already seen every nook and cranny of Pyrrha, she grows restless. She wants to find something new to explore, something never heard of and u...
The war affected everyone in its own way. Families were constantly living in fear, soldiers had to face the reality that they might not live to see the next day. But that all changed when the dragonets brought the Sandwing heirs together, and Thorn was crowned Queen. From this they created an Academy, for dragons of...
Lightningtail looked up. The herring had parted around her, and she could clearly see the way out of the water. As she was swimming up slowly, something blocked the sunlight above her. Lightningtail almost choked on seawater. There was a dragon unlike any she had ever seen before her. . . . SwiftScales...
Darksky is a NightWing stolen from his home and raised by a MudWing. Sunwatcher is a weird dragon who lives in the Scorpion Den with his best friend Sandstorm. But something is out to kill them... or someone. Part one of the Animus Touched trilogy
[The Counter Prophecy Book 1] Another Nightwing was born on the brightest night, but she was born beneath three moons. When an ancient legacy begins to resurface and she goes to Jade Mountain Academy, a place she was never supposed to enter, secrets start coming to the surface and a dragon not yet forgotten meets his...
He fled the Rainforest to escape blame for the crime he meant to stop. He fled the desert when the cost of murder became too high. Now the future is closer than ever, the present is unpredictable, and a dragon from his past is back with a mission: To kill him. What happened at Jade Mountain while the Jade Winglet was...
Tʀᴏᴜʙʟᴇ ɪꜱ ʙʟᴀᴢɪɴɢ ɪᴛꜱ ᴡᴀʏ ᴀᴄʀᴏꜱꜱ Pʏʀʀʜɪᴀ ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ'ꜱ ᴜᴘ ᴛᴏ ᴀ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ ᴏғ ʟᴏꜱᴇʀꜱ ᴛᴏ ᴛʀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴛᴏᴘ ɪᴛ. "Prion, IceWing of the Seventh Circle. Step forward." The named dragon straightened as if to look more presentable, but all that did was emphasize his inferiority. His copy of the general's pose at attention was laughable, an...
Brisktail spun around. His eyes scanned the leafless bushes behind him and he lifted his snout to scent the air. Dragonscent, he thought, catching the smell as the wind blew it to him. Even his keen eyes couldn't pick up the creature until it moved. A dragon emerged from the bushes. It was white with brown...
Quickclaws glided to a weak landing, his sore body crashing into the stone. A dark-scaled dragon landed next to him and after Quickclaws wiped the blood out of his eyes he looked up to see Speedscar. His mentor helped him up, Quickclaws making an effort to stand. Speedscar checked him for any major injuries and seemed...
𝗗𝗶𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁... 𝗼𝗿 𝗱𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗹𝘆? Life in the rainforest is peaceful. The RainWings live in a place where everything is shared. Food is plentiful, no one ever fights, and even in the midst of war, the kingdom is quiet. Chameleon would never expect anything bad to happen in the forest. A normal dragonet at firs...
**Sequel to The Story of Artemis** The first tale was only the beginning. Artemis and her Winglet, after the map to the Islands and prophecy are received, enter the dangerous world of the Twin Islands. Solar's plans are coming to a close, and the frantic dragonets must find a way to stop her before she takes over th...
!In the process of being rewritten! ------------------------ "The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies, it comes from those you trust the most." The year is 4999 AS and Princess Scorpion is awaiting her ninth hatching day with her brothers. When the day finally arrives, treachery strik...
This book is a little outdated and will be getting a rewrite soon! ------------------ Fighting, dragons were always fighting in the Rainforest. Not physically, but verbally. The Rainforest Kingdom was being torn apart by its residents. The RainWing's and NightWing's. Queen Dandelion and King Palmtree are doing nothing...
Rainwind hated lying. Probably because it stemmed deep into her dragonethood. Something she learned and saw as a repeating pattern was that dragons lied all the time. From gems like: "I'm fine," to: "Everything's going to be alright," Rainwind learned at a young age that most dragons were always pretending. Alway...
It was his sister, Lightningtail. She was shaking his shoulder. He also heard roaring in the background, which alarmed him. "Thunderclap! Hurry! Something's happening!" He sprang out of the nest as if it were on fire. One of the echoes sounded eerily familiar; Thunderclap knew the dragon that was growling and his...
𝗗𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗮𝗿𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗰, 𝗮 𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗽𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝘄𝗮𝗶𝘁𝘀... Aurora is a normal IceWing, one without powers. Normal, and almost a nobody. So she doesn't expect anything to change when she goes hunting one day. Instead, something happens that changes her life forever- and has consequences rippling far into th...
This is a collection of stories from the Scorching, from the beginning of the war to the very end of it. It contains the evolution of the tribes, and a few individual stories as well. Please enjoy, as this has taken a while to muster up the courage to make. (Yay voted #1 in 'Scortching'!)
SpaceWings. The smartest dragons. The strongest dragons. Superior to all. That's what the elders taught her, and all young SpaceWings; and Infinity didn't have a doubt about it. But her world starts to spin as she realizes that everything is not quite what it seems to be. Strange glowing dragons make an appearance on...
In a land far from Pyrrhia, where the seven tribes don't know what exists, there are a few tribes in a land. This land is called Rubron. A place full of peace and freedom, at least, for awhile... Every 50 years, a dragonet is born with powerful powers. When the three moons eclipse, a child is born from death. When one...
'The largest egg in mountain high, will give to you the wings of sky.' We all know how the SkyWing egg was lost right? Well, in this world, what if the SkyWing egg didn't shatter? What if the dragonet inside it actually survived? What if the SkyWing was hidden in a deep pit with only a sick IceWing guardian to take ca...
Name says it all, and the second arc will appear sometimes
