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  • Invasion
    418 19 4

    It is now the year 2050. Our future was suppose to be brighter, better and more successful. When a small asteroid hits the earth, great danger starts to unravel. The asteroid was not just a normal piece of rock, but was a rock filled with extraterrestrials known as the raiders. Soon, human kind becomes almost extinct...

  • Funny Dirty Jokes
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    This book is for all those dirty people out there who like dirty jokes. Filled with some of the most dirty yet funny jokes

    Mature
  • Into Minecraft: It's Not Over (ON HIATUS)
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    You thought the squids were defeated forever? You thought everyone was finally safe outside of Minecraft? You thought life could go on with no more problems? Haha. Well, think again. The squids are back, and this time, they have backup. And who's their new leader? Take a wild guess.

  • The Best Of Comebacks
    48.7M 1.7M 258

    ❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

  • The Best Dictionary Ever
    4.1M 226K 65

    This is the best dictionary ever. Enjoy.

  • My Minecraft Pony
    189K 6.2K 29

    Twilight and her friends are preparing to perform in this year's annual Heart's Warming Eve play, when an unusual series of events sends them to a world they had heard of, but never been to before-Minecraftia. With the help of some old friends (and some new friends), Twilight and her friends must go on a quest to get...

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  • Dirty jokes 1
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    Hey I'm new on wattpad and there's really good books on here and they inspire me so hope you like my dirty jokes If you have any funny jokes you want me to put in here message me on: Kik-wasgoodman And add your name or e-mail so I can thank you In the joke .....ENJOY.....

  • A Weirdos Guide To Swag
    9.9M 357K 231

    A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

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  • Fallout: Equestria by Kkat (Wattpad Upload)
    18.9K 394 10

    Fallout. With ponies! Set in an alternate future, one pony must learn to survive in a blasted, poisoned land... and possibly, with the aid of friends made along the way, bring new light into the darkness of post-apocalyptic Equestria. By Kkat.

  • Daleks Of Olympus
    866 24 8

    My Doctor Who/Percy Jackson crossover I finished writing a while ago but am uploading it on Wattpad now Thanks for reading!

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  • The TARDIS Tales
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    Collection of one shots about the British TV series Doctor Who.

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  • Naughty Little Joke Book
    4M 67.9K 115

    Funny short stories guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. Sources: stuff I've heard from friend, family, readers, and other folk who thought they'd spread some joy and laughter.

  • Skyrim Online
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    A new Virtual reality game has come out: Skyrim Online. The gamers eagerly await the release of the game but all enthusiasm vanishes after the Opening Ceremonies. The players become trapped in the game with dangers around them in every shadow. Being Dragonborn will help no one now - their only hope is to play through...

  • 1000 Funny Jokes {part 3}
    4.8M 126K 201

    !!COMPLETED!! BOOK 4 IS UP!! twitter: catietempleman instagram: catetempleman kik: _catiieee_x © COPYRIGHT @niallerzprincezzz ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

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  • Vampiric - Skyrim Fanfic
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    Hazelle Vereith, a sixteen-year-old aspiring warrior, ends up with a lot more on her plate than she ever imagined when she contracts the terrible and almost incurable disease Sanguinaire Vampiris - the disease that turns humans into the nightwalkers she's always been taught to fear. She's kicked out of her home, force...

  • Diary of a Dalek
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    This is a story about a dalek. This dalek has had something done to him and he doesn't know how he can proceed and become back to normal, or maybe he can't?

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  • Trapped in Minecraft- HARDCORE
    9.4K 362 70

    Angie is a gamer, a really big gammer. After downloading mods into her minecraft, she becomes a player inside the game and the only way out is to defeat the enderdragon. Along the way she must find diamonds, fight off new mobs, but what she doesn't know is that her favorite youtubers and every other minecraft player...

  • Doctor Who Quotes 2
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    More quotes from Doctor Who (in case the title was unclear). All rights to the BBC.

  • The Dragon Oracles. Part One: The Call of the Crown. (Sample)
    1.1M 5.4K 8

    The Dragon Oracles THE NEW EPIC FANTASY SAGA A continent on the brink of war. A journey to save a kingdom. Forced onto a path he does not wish to follow, a young man finds himself the focus of ancient powers. When Gialyn accompanies his father on a dangerous trek across their homeland, he attracts the gaze of an ancie...

  • Harry Potter Randomness
    7.5M 565K 242

    I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. If you like Harry Potter and memes this is your book! Laugh (and maybe cry) at the brilliant Harry Potter memes and things the world has come up with. (Warning: cursing and dirty jokes are probably going to be involved) Mischief Managed.

  • Doctor Who quotes and random stuff!
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  • MINECRAFT!
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    LIKE THIS IF YOU LOVE MINECRAFT AND YOU SAY YOUR NOT ADDICTED BUT INSIDE YOU REALLY ARE!

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  • Minecraft: a Novel
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    [most read action book of 2013] Meet Gregor, the one who will bring peace to all of Minecraft and change the fate of all who live in it. First book of the Minecraft Trilogy

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  • Star Wars Clones
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  • S.S. Minecraft
    10.9K 413 7

    The S.S Minecraft sets sail to the land of Minecraftia. Aboard the ship are students in training to join Notch's tech team. They feel like it's the perfect vacation. Making friends, meeting new people going to school for only four hours a day. But, they're oblivious to the fact that anything could go wrong. A group of...

  • 1000 Funny Jokes [Part 2]
    6.6M 195K 204

    !!COMPLETED!! BOOK 3 IS UP!!! twitter: catietempleman instagram: catetempleman kik: _catiieee_x © COPYRIGHT @niallerzprincezzz ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

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  • Minecraft
    19 2 1

    Me playing mincraft with my friends and having a good time

  • JOKE BOOK
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    heyy peoplez so this book basically only has fun facts, and jokes in it, promise there wont be a bunch of author notes asking for u people to vote. im not that type of person. anyways mostly everything on here is from the internet sooo hope u enjoy it :)

  • The Xenomorph Omega
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    This is my first story and it's about an Xenomorph named Subject Omega who was experimented and mutated by the Weyland-Yutani Corporation to be their biological weapon against other Xenomorphs, the U.S. Colonial Marines, the Yautja, the Mala'kak, and anybody else who threatens the Wetland-Yutani Corporation.

  • AVP 1: Ashes to ashes
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    Yes, another story to add to my giant list of unfinished books and another avp. So, Weyland-Yutani has finally done it. They've finally perfected their super breed of xenomorphs, the only problem is, they created one too perfect and when they tested them, it took control. It had powers beyond imagination... ...and it'...