❝ 𝙛𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙙 𝙙𝙖𝙮𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢𝙨 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙙 𝙢𝙚 𝙖 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙛𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙙 𝙙𝙖𝙮𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢𝙨 𝙗𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠 ❞ hi, it's me clara again and this time around i've decided to head forwards a new route in my songwriting- possibly a side of my songwriting you've never seen. you've pr...
Perhaps my love life is that like a book that you can't put down, as if Cleopatra grew up in a small town located in Los Angeles. When I fall in love, I can be quite the foolish one. When I fall in love, I pace around, close the blinds and lock the door to my bedroom. I'll either mentally panick of all the ways this l...
❝ 𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙣𝙤 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙨. 𝘿𝙚𝙘𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙨𝙚𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙮 𝙞𝙨 𝙢𝙮 𝙖𝙣𝙚𝙘𝙙𝙤𝙩𝙚 ❞ Hey there, it's me, Clara! Yeah, I bet you're wondering right now why on earth I'm publishing yet another songbook, when my current one 'Faded Daydreams' is only 1/4 done with. Keyword there: C u...
17 really is all it's deemed to be. everyone's sick of 17, you don't know anything at 17. tbh, when you're 17, nobody understands. i'm not even 17, and i'm still wondering where's my teeange dream. this book- as the title infers- has the number 17. this book - as the title also refers- is humorous nonsense. this boo...
ᴏʜ ɪ'ᴍ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴀ ɢɪʀʟ, ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ꜰɪɴᴅ ᴀ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ Here there are Taylor Swift short stories, some will be with Joe Alwin, some with other boyfriends, some of just her and her life, inspired by her songs. (there will be a note when there will be a boyfriend) ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ɪ'ᴍ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴀ ɢɪʀʟ ᴏɴ ᴀ ᴍɪꜱꜱɪᴏɴ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ'ᴍ ʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴛᴏ ꜰ...
𝙎𝙪𝙥𝙥𝙤𝙧𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙃𝙉 𝙜𝙖𝙣𝙜 (𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙨 𝙖 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩) There isn't a quite clear definition for what this is, but I think I can say that it's like me trying to process life while spilling it out to you without you having done anything wrong. It's like therapeutical. Yep. Also, it's not always humorous, but...
𝔗𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔟𝔢 𝔫𝔬 𝔣𝔲𝔯𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔢𝔵𝔭𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 , 𝔧𝔲𝔰𝔱 ℜ𝔢𝔭𝔲𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 I mostly do Tags and important announcement's here. You may ask me any questions you'd like :D (PLEASE DO!!)
hey, it's me, clara salt-ah-zah aka barney, and this is just basically a book of all the things i never said. as you know, i won't be online for a while, and i just thought that i'd write something here, because i never did. i hope that i cross your mind, even if it's just once, these next years. please don't forget m...
Exactly what the title says :D ehem nope?? they're awesome -owey
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚐𝚘, 𝙸'𝚖 𝚠𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚒𝚗𝚐 '𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚎 Taylor is a normal girl, quiet, shy, kind and with a little too much imagination; but she has dream: be one of those best-selling authors. One summer night, after...
hey swifties! dare to join the midnights mayhem with me? and join in fun questionnaires, find enchanting icons & aesthetics, memes/puns, gif's, photoshoot's, and just chat all things taylor in general? well, you've come to the right place!! we can swift it off, and chant the new swiftantic's! it was rare, i was there...
❝ 𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙮 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙘𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙮 𝙗𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙘𝙚𝙣𝙚, 𝙨𝙤 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚, 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙫𝙚... 𝙖𝙩 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙚❞ hi there! welcome to my songbook, in which you'll have the opportunity to read my original lyrics. i'm n...
just some memes for the swifties! folklore and evermore included!! no lover slanders allowed ofc. we only accept taylor's version ❤ ❌🛴 I STAND WITH TAYLOR ALL THE DAMN TIME cover in progress ofc
welcome to my music spam book, in which i post my personal (pop) music opinions because i have nothing better to do tbh cover from pinterest 💕
❝ 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆'𝐒 𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐁𝐋𝐘 𝐖𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐆, 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 ❞ It was just supposed to be a cruel summer like any other for seventeen year old Taylor Swift, or that was until a rusted journal engraved underneath a ditch whimsically fell into the care of her own bare hands. In that j...
hErE wE gO AgAiN for the fifteenth time around. wow- GRAB YOUR PITCHFORKS, RECEIPTS AND REASONS BECAUSE . . . I SAY SO started: november 7th, 2021 completed: may 28th, 2022
Despite what the title miserably fails to persuade you, I can assure you this is not humorous. Just nonsense. However, I'm not one to judge *glare* oh wait- I'm writing this book so I c a n Enjoy reading this garbage!! Don't forget to read Volumes I to XI as well! Don't just support me, support the rest of the HN...
ARCHIVE, A PORTFOLIO it is always cruel to laugh at people, of course, although some times if they are wearing an ugly hat it is hard to control yourself. ༉‧₊˚. © streetshops. SASHA
the nonsensical whims of a mad author. basically, just a deranged bear and what goes on in her head, even though it's kind of muddled in there. well, it's mostly occupied by coffee and 50 ways to hide a body <comes in handy> but that's beside the point. WARNING: this book is so hilarious, keep your expectation...
Just some random NFL imagines about hot/funny football players written by a teenager who adores football. [REQUESTS ARE CLOSED] (Slow updates)
The twelfth book in the Humorus Nonsense series! It will feature chaos, fire, history, ghost, animals, my friends, do's and dont's, stupid humor, some dark jokes, my wild imagination, swearing, a hot guy named Dallas, and many more things that you wouldn't expect to suddenly take your breath away and hit you in the f...
Ladies and gentlemen, and gays of course, welcome to the first ever Humorous Nonsense awards ceremony! Your host is me, Millie02468, and click "read" to enter the madness and chaos and confusion that lies behind this door! Enter if you dare, for your mind might become as twisted and crazy as the seven combined minds...
---crime scene do not cross--- Welcome to the weird, very strange, occasionally hilarious and wildly chaotic world of Humorous Nonsense. Enter at your own risk. Any injury gained is your own and we do not accept any responsibility as a company. #teamroadtrip Please bring your own food
This is book "fucking XI" in the complete series of being insane. FINISHED, BITCHES .... I've never been very good at these descriptions, and I'm not going to start now. Reviews - "oh fuck not another one" - "I hate these" - "if you write any more, I will burn them and shit on the remains"
A collection of short stories. Rants, interesting facts, made up stories from the dark recesses of my brain and those who have dared to throw some of their own ideas at me from a suitable 2 meter distance. *some profanity and violence, but nothing really graphic. Just stuff like "I beat him over the head with a shovel...
A collection of short stories. Rants, interesting facts, made up stories from the dark recesses of my brain and those who have dared to throw some of their own ideas at me from a suitable 2 meter distance. *some profanity and violence, but nothing really graphic. Just stuff like "I beat him over the head with a shovel...
