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  • Waist-Deep In Walmart
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    "As I sat on the toilet, I realized how badass I was being. First of all, I (kind of) broke into Walmart; Second, I was (kind of) plotting to steal toilet paper; and third, I was doing all this while a hurricane was brewing outside." Ellie wanted a quick trip to Walmart to buy some toilet paper for her mom. A minute i...

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  • A Whole New Game: A Hunger Games Story
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    74 years. 74 years this has continued, 74 years children have been sent to the slaughter. But it all ends here. The tributes for the 74th Games have been selected. The Star-Crossed lovers, the evasive red-haired scavenger, the sweet and innocent, and the vicious and bloodthirsty Careers. But something is amiss th...

  • Wither Wings [DISCONTINUED]
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    THIS STORY HAS BEEN REWRITTEN. Please read the new version, which has been posted on my page under the same title. "Why don't you fly anymore, Max?" "Because when I fly, I remember." After witnessing the destruction of her entire flock at the hands of the School, a bruised and battered Maximum Ride is dumped uncerem...

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