Florida Forest Service duty officer Ray Lumley is in love with a white fringetree. Not an I-read-Walden-in-high-school love; a sweaty, sappy, I-want-to-rub-against-you-'til-I-get-splinters love. It's awkward. So, he's relieved to learn that he's really hot for Trivia, the dreadlocked, radical environmentalist nymph wh...
"Don't call me a villain, that's so bourgeois." I, Declan, am not a villain. It's so bourgeois. Like, what makes a villain? The costume? The laugh? The moustache? Well, I don't have any of those, at least, not the moustache. I am what you can call an 'Anti'. No, not the anti-hero, it's still got the word hero. Why's e...
NOW PUBLISHED BY SOURCEBOOKS FIRE! Sixteen-year-old Jackie Howard knows nothing about her new guardian Katherine Walter when she moves from New York to Colorado. After discovering that Katherine has twelve boys, Jackie fears that living in the Walter house isn't going to be easy. It's just icing on the cake that the b...
Meet Cloud 9, a whimsical nontet of teenage video-gamers stationed across the globe. All seemed well and in order - their online bloody genocide was now daily and their grades in real-life school were hazardous - until the member of the group that has always been the mystery goes missing from the online world of battl...
*ONLY THE FIRST FOUR CHAPTERS +THE PROLOGUE HAVE BEEN EDITED AND REWRITTEN, THEREFORE ONLY THEY WILL MAKE SENSE IN THE ORDER OF THE BOOK. PLEASE ONLY READ THOSE FOR NOW, OR NOTE THAT THE REST OF THIS BOOK WON'T LINE UP WITH THE BEGINNING.* Hello there, my name is Sunbeam. Wow, great introduction. I'm what some...
❝I think you're more of a goddamn female than I am, James.❞ | ❝Pfft, don't you know? The only thing straighter than me is my parking, Janice.❞ | Copyright © 2015 Sarena Akhter. All Rights Reserved.
A retelling of the colonization period like you have never heard before! Halia never knew the Elders' ancient way of life. She was a nymph born in a dark alley of a human town, far from nature, and had never left it. One day, in 1534, a frenzy took over the community as they are offered a new life in a newly discove...
Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...