Leo is an ordinary guy who lived most of his life in Italy. With his parents divorced and living in different countries, he travels a lot. But when his mother offers him a once in a life time chance to switch it up and live with her in America, he takes it without hesitation. Now his new life, new home and new family...
LOL!!!!!! The title is self explanatory. I own none of these conversations there from the internet and some really weird conversations I've been in soooo. Oh yeah BYE!!!!
Have you been burned more times than a bootleg DVD? Are you tired of being cut down worse than an African rain-forest? The next time you're the target of some joker, make that smart-ass look like a dumb-ass with these sure-killer comebacks! Extracted from* http://thoughtcatalog.com/darren-johnson/2014/07/25-comebacks...
WARNING: THIS BOOK INVOLVES FUNNY MATERIAL. IF YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO LAUGHTER, DO NOT READ. I mention megansparklez (Megan), jkc11501 (Jade), and hk56217 (Katie). This is approved by my dog. If you comment anything funny, I will give you creds for the joke. Creds to Katie for letting me use her idea, but I made it mine...
Me: Don't ya just hate auto carrots? Friend: Auto carrots? Me: AUTO CAR ROT! Friend: What? Me: AUTO CORECT! Me: There! Finally! I hate auto corect! Friend: You spelt correct wrong. Me: Shut up! [Complete]
Random text fails that I stumbled upon while on the internet. I did not make any of these so all rights go to the people who actually made them and posted them. **WARNING: Sexual content and rude language so if you take offense to these please don't read.**
These are funny text fails that have happened. I do not own and of these I have got them from the internet. So enjoy :)
(Completed) A book of quotes from random people I do not own any of the media or quotes in this book. #793 - Random 1/5/17 #581 - Random 3/5/17
just some random quotes from random places **the beginning of this book is awful, i'm sorry but it get's better** **actually no it doesn't this whole book sucks, gotta blast!**
When sixteen-year-old, Anastasia 'Annie' Evans, finds out that her mother's newly-engagement comes with having a stepbrother, she starts to develop a certain attachment to him; not knowing that she's about to embark on a euphoric adventure full of lust, lies, and secrets. [highest ranking : #1 in Fanfiction]
Savannah is a thirteen year old girl, kidnapped by a thirty-year-old man named Ray. Will she escape? (Sorry...I'm no good at descriptions...Please give my short-story a chance...)
*WARNING* This story is under construction. Any weird quirks you come across, I'm working on it to improve the quality of the story for you readers. Just updated chapter #1 Villians are forced to turn into haunted heroes... All starting with Harley Quinn and her ride to craziness.
Madison Harper has been alone her whole life. She's never had one solid friend. She's always raped by her evil fiance Damon and his henchman Tucker and Salvatore. One day while walking home, she's abducted by a man named Peter Evans. Every day Peter asks Maddie if she loves him. She says no. He'll invade her space an...
Damon Doberman had his life all figured out. He had the women, the education, the job. But what he didn't have was true love. A young councilwoman by the name of Harlene Griffin changes all that. The only problem is, she has a boyfriend. A big, muscly, terrifying boyfriend named Blake Anderson. Damon always sees Harl...
