Funny Pickup lines
Funny pick up lines
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The Professional Lover (18+) | [Complete]
His face relaxes and it clicks. I know him! I just saw him naked on Tumblr. "I'm sorry, but are you ... Mickey Vale?" He smiles. "Yes, I am. How do you know that?" ... Penny is a college student working as a maid in a hotel when she accidentally bumps into the celebrity staying in the penthouse suite. Michael Valent...
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After
Tessa Young is an 18 year old college student with a simple life, excellent grades, and a sweet boyfriend. She always has things planned out ahead of time, until she meets a rude boy named Hardin, with too many tattoos and piercings who shatters her plans.
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Chasing Red
It started on Wattpad but now is EVERYWHERE! with a published book, a captivating Webcomic on WEBTOON, and an upcoming film adaptation by Wattpad WEBTOON studios in Partnership with Stampede. Read, scroll, or watch - Enjoy this romance in any way you like. Stay tuned for film release updates! Basketball star Caleb Loc...
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Let me hear your thoughts [camren - au]
Lauren isn't normal. She can read minds. Hear minds. It's both a blessing and a curse. If she had a choice, she'd pick being normal in a heartbeat. Except that day. -- If you're reading this, read Kill next. - PSA: July 2021 If you accidentally read another story in AFF titled same, that's me (winrina ship). I've rec...
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Dear Ex-Girlfriend (Lesbian, Girlxgirl, Gay)
The day before her wedding, Destiny Jones decided to write a letter to her ex. The one that got away. Would writing about her past change her future? Or would she accept what was and move on?
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Hers (Ruby Rose)
Ellis has never been with a woman. It is not until an attractive and rebellious Australian girl named Ruby Rose enters her life, making her question her sexuality and showering her with mixed signals and money. However, her new roommate doesn't seem to be too fond of Ellis, but continues to be overprotective over her...
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The Nerd and the Cheerleader [NEW TITLE - BOUND TO SECRETS]
Due to recent unfortunate events, with a heavy heart, I'm taking my work off of Wattpad. This is something I don't take lightly. I'm upset, confused, and angry for the authors who've put their heart and souls into their work. Always remember to save your work onto your computer (and the cloud), not just Wattpad. I wil...
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i thought you were a boy
Connecting to Video Chat... "Hi!" "Oh. Oh my god. Oh god." "What?" "I thought you were a boy." --- all characters and situations in "i thought you were a boy" are works of fiction. highest rankings: #2 in Short Story (07/15/17) #1 in "girlxgirl" (06/11/17) #1 in "freethelgbt" (09/06/17) #1 in LGBT+ (06/15/17) #1 in...
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In the Eye of the Storm
In the desert, an instant turns life into death and hate into love. In the desert, everything is different. Boundaries break down, and you find yourself doing things that you would never, ever have imagined. Lilly Linton finds this out the hard way: in the shadow of the pyramids, she and her boss, cold, calculatin...
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100 Puns
[[FEEL FREE TO USE THESE ON PEOPLE I DONT MIND]] [[ANOTHER WARNING< DUE TO LATE NIGHT PRODUCTIONS< THERE WILL BE TYPOS, JUST WARNING YA]] Know anybody who dislikes puns and want to ignore them? Have that one person you want to impress that likes puns? Or are you just bored and found this? Well it's up to you but...
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❤Kiss (GxG)(COMPLETED)
❤RATED R!!! Intense Sex Scenes❤ I understand that there are kids on this site, so I rated it R, I want a safe and healthy environment as well. Please don't read to make rude comments when you weren't forced to read it. Thank You. Enjoy. This short story demonstrates that a relationship can be scary, hot, but still fil...
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Straight For You (Teacher/Student) (On Hold)
Broken. . .. ... .... ..... That's what I am. Or at least, what I use to be. I don't know, I forgot what it meant to actually feel. I use to have it all, the whole entire fucking world in the palm of my hand. You know! Ready to goddamn conquer. Then... She died. Heart wrenching, soul shattering. I lost all hope in e...
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She's First [gxg]
Olive Thorne has always gone by one motto and one motto only: Don't get in too deep or you'll find something you never wanted to find in the first place. But one time she did go too deep-about 4 years ago in 8th grade-and no one knows except for her best friend at the time, Christina Leigh. Now Olive is in 12th grade...
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dirty pickup lines
okay so these are dirty pickup lines and you should sit down for. these pickup lines are funny that you might actually fall off the chair. we all made this so if you would like to use one of them just give us credit please because I don't like people taking our ideas and we may or may not be able to track you down by...
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Talk dirty to me (dirty pickup lines) lmao
I think girls wouldn't be able to use these, but don't worry i'll find some that girls can say to guys xD
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Some comebacks/insults!!!
You know when there is that 1 person that is just so annoying and you want to slap them so bad? Well you may as well insult them instead. There is also other stuff as well in this book, but it is mostly comebacks and insults pickup lines that back fire also. So hope you enjoy!!!!!! p.s. this is my first book though...
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Dirty Jokes
Wanna read some funny dirty jokes? Read this now! all of these are not mine they are from internet
