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  • Sorry, I'm Not Into Bestiality
    4.5M 160K 64

    Now, I've been hungover before. I've experienced the entire earthly spectrum of emotion that comes with the joys of drinking until you can't stand. I've seen, felt, smelt and heard things that upon reflection a sober human being wouldn't necessarily do. There was very little I couldn't chalk up to the consequences of...

  • Random funny stuff (anime)
    1.9M 83K 357

    Anime jokes and pics!!! Read all u want!!! Oh and also some non-anime stuff... Includes funny videos and pics! Enjoy!! XD

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  • Harry Potter Randomness
    7.5M 565K 242

    I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. If you like Harry Potter and memes this is your book! Laugh (and maybe cry) at the brilliant Harry Potter memes and things the world has come up with. (Warning: cursing and dirty jokes are probably going to be involved) Mischief Managed.

  • Before the Sky Fell
    911K 11.5K 44

    [Featured Story and Wattpad Prize Winner 2014] When Malachi, an exiled murder, activates a magic relic and duplicates his world, he uses his newly found power to win over the Larks, dog-like creatures from the North. Seeking to locate his missing daughter and plot revenge on those responsible for her disappearance, Ma...

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  • Comebacks
    2.5M 124K 67

    I made this because I wanted to make you guys smile/laugh..... (No hate please).... DISCLAIMER: This story may/will have inappropriate language

  • My name is Jeff
    49 3 2

    There is a guy named Jeff

  • The Best Of Comebacks
    48.7M 1.7M 258

    ❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

  • That Awkward Moment
    3.5M 301K 91

    Just a book of random Awkward Moments

  • Funny Text Bloopers
    23.6M 929K 598

    Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

  • Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit Facts
    432K 17.6K 133

    This book is going to have facts you might not know from Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit. I will first start with Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, The Hobbit the Desolation of Smaug, and...

  • A Zombies Life
    21 2 1

    This story is basically about a Zombie named Ty Warner and how his life is horrible just until something happens

    Completed   Mature
  • THE GRAY
    284 16 15

    A alien war

  • Funny Jokes And Comebacks
    1M 36K 269

    This book is not meant I offend anyone but I hope you enjoy I just want to lighten up your day

  • Funny Jokes
    544K 15.7K 157

    Just some of my fave jokes Hope you like them

  • Another day of ODST:operation take down
    1K 30 13

    ODST member Chris Jones is fresh out of the academy when he is deployed to harvest to fight the new covenant army. All alone with no experience, Chris faces death in every corner and in every eye of the covenant. With only a MA5B,a knife, grenades and his brain, can Chris make it off harvest alive or will he be anothe...

    Completed   Mature
  • The Comeback
    183 18 7

    Prologue The Brinston Broncos 0-0-9 half way through the season. What happens when a new coach is hired. And the best player of all of California. Will they make it to the playoffs. And if they do, do they have what it takes to beat the Faulkner Falcons. Read to find out