586 things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts

A list of things that you, the very miscevious reader, are never allowed to do at Hogwarts, ever again.

Jokes (Just For Laughs) xD

Disclaimer: I did not come up with any of these jokes, im just posting them on here for entertainment purposes only. Please Comment, i'd love to know your guys's reactions =) Enjoy!!! xD

Funny sayings

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The War

This is the sequel to "The Man Who ID'd Trees", by me. (Hopefully I'll find a better title) Thank you to my co-writer, @Asterie, and to Cyra R. Cancel, the artist of the cover.

Worse than the Twins

It is widely known throughout Hogwarts that there are things that should never be done. However, throughout the course of this story, you will find a list of 150 things that shouldn't have been done, but have been. Includes all generations; Marauders Era, Golden Trio's Era, Next Generation.

30 Ways to Piss Off The Harry Potter Cast [Watty Awards 2011]

Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)

Two Different Worlds, Two Heroes : Percy Jackson and Harry Potter [EDITING]

Two different worlds collide as Percy Jackson, demigod and Harry Potter, wizard comes face-to-face after having dreams about each other. They are both in the middle of a war and could just be each other's solution to saving the world. [Set in Harry Potter's fifth year and after the Olympian war in Percy Jackson, right...

In Ruins (Dramione FF)

((GOING THROUGH A REWRITE - BE PREPARED FOR CONFUSING TIME SKIPS AND POV CHANGES)) The war is over and our heroes return to Hogwarts to complete their final year. But when Professor Trelawney makes a startling prophecy the friends have new problems on their hands and they can't solve them alone. With new romances bl...

FLASHBACK EXTRAS

Short story extras from the POVs of various characters out of Flashback. Don't read this without reading Flashback first. NOTE: SOME OF THE DETAILS MAY NOT MAKE SENSE, DEPENDING ON HOW MUCH YOU KNOW ABOUT FUTURE EVENTS IN THE BOOK. DO NOT BE DISCOURAGED. THINK ABOUT IT AS AN OPPORTUNITY TO GUESS WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPE...

The Man Who ID'd Trees

There lives a man, a not-entirely-normal man, in the largest forest in Asia. Why? You'll see. But this series will explain this man's abnormality, and his importance to the world. What importance? He lives in a forest, that's it. you may say. You'll see.

Shape Shifter

The people on Nita are plagued with a disease that leaves survivors with unusual powers. Kevin, a teenage boy with the ability to shape shift, is the son of the man in charge of trying to stop the mutations. He was told to keep his powers a secret, for fear of endangering his and his father's life. But it's alre...

Flashback

When Ren is captured by werewolf king Macavellian, all seems lost. Her whole life is gone, but she keeps having violent flashbacks that seem to be slowly rebuilding her memory. Her only help is the mismatched group of fellow prisioners she was placed with. But will they ever escape Macavellian's grasp? And is there a...

The WereWar (Canceled)

In the long ago land of Andui, Beast-men and Humans fought desperately over land,wealth, and just about everything. Young Azure Tullian doesn't know about the danger, adventure, and knowledge she will face when she joins in the fighting against the humans in the WereWar. Sorry for short chapters,l have a lot of stuff...

Spike's Short Stories

Spike's short adventures and lessons. Based off of a Webcomic, Alien Spike!

Secret Existence (A Harry Potter Fanfic)

Take a second and imagine that Harry Potter had a twin sister. This would leave you with alot of questions I'm sure. Did she die? Why didn't Hagrid take her too? Why is she never mentioned? Its actally rather simple, and it also happens to be true. Her name is Sky Potter, and today is your lucky day because she is goi...

Growing Up: Sequel to Secret Existence

Sirius Black had always loved taking risks and he had been told many times how he needed to grow up. He'd always laughed it off, he was happy the way he was. When James and Lilly call him to meet their child he can't wait to meet baby Harry. Then he learns they had twins, a girl and a boy. Then they do someting crazy...

Uncovering Secrets (On Hold)

Now that Voldemort knows that Sky exists she isn't really a big secret anymore, instead it's time for her to start figuring out where she fits into the changing world around her. With her godfathers escape from Azkaban, finding her cousin, and the Triwizard Tournament all coming up things are going to get crazy. Uncov...

Dragon Heir [Book 1] [Watty Award Winner 2012]

There was a time when the king of the human world raged war between humans and dragonkind, forcing their rulers to seal the portal between both worlds and leave the one thing they loved above all else behind. Now, in a land full of turmoil, one huntress learns of her bloodline and how she alone has the ability to har...

Catlife {Cancelled}

When the students and teachers turn into cats at Stewbee Middle School, it comes down to kill or be killed. {Cancelled}

The Crazy Life of a Demigod

"You three are the chosen ones. You will go through hardships no demigod has ever had to face. You will need to succeed if the gods are to remain in power. You three are of the Big Three. You will be the most powerful demigods to ever exist if you survive." (Sorry, I'm not very good at summaries.)