Comebacks Are My Second Language
100 Awesome Comebacks for your pleasure :-)
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dad jokes
❝ two guys walk into a bar. . . the third guy ducks. ❞ warning! these jokes may cause your eyes to roll into oblivion, cringe attacks and make you laugh till death. you've been warned! started: november 26, 2017 ended: december 3, 2017 ©OUTROSOFT
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Sarcasm 101
A book of sarcastic comebacks and phrases that can be used in almost any situation. Enjoy :) A taste of what's in this book: Random Person" What are you doing here!?" Me: " I was too hot for heaven and too cool for h*ll so I'm stuck here." #12 in Random 09-04-17 Disclaimer: I did invent most of these comebacks but som...
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Survived By Secrets
Almost dying can change a person. For most it pushes them to live life to the fullest; for Ryan, it lets him hear voices and see ghosts. After a fatal car crash, Ryan Hubbard wakes up hearing a voice in his head that isn't his own. It wants him to find something--someone. As if that isn't the worst of his problems, he...
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The Dentist
Welcome to the dentist's office, where a cavity is the least of your worries...
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Birthright
The Cartwright clan has worked the farm for almost a century. On the surface, they are prosperous pillars of the community. But once a generation, a wicked harvest must be reaped, to ensure that the family never falls. The appointed time for Joshua Cartwright's offspring approaches. He has to remind himself that we al...
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WARNING! Fairy Tales
WARNING! Please be advised that this is not a bedtime story about sparkly fairies and pink unicorns. This book may contain graphic descriptions of poisoned apples and witches' ovens. It is not appropriate for supernatural beings under the age of 377 (excluding vampires and werewolves). DISCLAIMER: Wicked Witches Inc...
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Parcival's Disease
Three college students are swept up in a dangerous, underground zombie apocalypse with a twist: the zombies aren't the ones infecting people.
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Hide and Seek
How does your night go from a game of Hide and Seek with your best friend, to your parents being murdered the same night? On top of that, you're sent to live with your mother and father's best friend, Mrs. and Mr. Harmon. Although Emily and her brother have no idea who these people are, they're given the luxury life a...
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Dead End Disney
Have you ever been to Disney World? Or How about Disney Land? Animal Kingdom is a must am I right? And I'm sure you have been to Epcot! A new Disney attraction has come to Orlando, Florida and it's called Dead End Disney! But Dead End Disney has a few....horrifying secrets. Finished 7/2/16 *Book Two Has Been Made*
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Relatable posts, some sarcasm and Zodiacs
BOOK FOR SARCASM JOKES HOROSCOPES AND OTHER... excuse the caps, people have written jokes, sarcasm and horoscoptic stuff so I thought why not!
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Funniest Spongebob Quotes
Here's a collection of quotes/scenes from the very well-known and well-loved cartoon of Spongebob Squarepants! (These are the funniest in my opinion. If any comments suggest otherwise, I will FIND YOU AND TICKLE YOU TO DEATH.)
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Spongebob Jokes and Quotes
these are a bunch of random spongebob jokes and quotes some of them insanely cheesy but you can blame the internet for that.
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1000 Funny Jokes
!! COMPLETED !! BOOK 2 IS UP!! twitter: catietempleman instagram: catetempleman tumblr: we-ah-foive-secuhnds-of-summah
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MCSM Memes: Volume 1
Best rating: [#50 in Random, 30/08/2017] Because why not? Got any suggestions for what the captions ought to be? Go ahead! Made using imgflip and my unbeatable skills at capturing screenshots.
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Funny Memes
This will be a book full of funny images. If you have a funny image then send it on my wattpad account or at my email. Hope you like them. Fyi this is my first book
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Memes Book
Your daily dose of memes Sequel Out! Memes Book 2 ✔ 3rd Book Out! Memes Book 3 🔥
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My Bad Puns And Jokes
In my group of friends, I am known for my absolutely, downright horrible jokes and puns. Therefore I am making this for a list of my horrible jokes/puns. This will also probably be daily because I make bad puns and jokes a lot. ☆ #638 in Humor (6/6/17) ☆
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Sans' Punny Book of Puns
Just don't get into the bone zone, it's very bonely.. I'm sorry, I'm not very humerus. Have a Sanstastic time reading the book! You won't regret it.. Okay, maybe. These are very cringe-worthy.
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Bad Puns
This a collection of bad puns and jokes that I find. This story was inspired by a kid in my class named Lucas. ( Thanks!)
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Fifteen Scary Stories
This story will have 15 short creepy stories. Note that these may or may not be real, and some I made up. These will consist urban legends or creatures. It will be your choice on weather or not you believe in them or not. Pictures in cover not mine.
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horror stories
I will take requests but you'll have to give details. I'm tying to write horror stories. they aren't the best right now but will hopefully get better. Im writing from either the predator(killer, mental minded person, etc) or prey(victim). DO NOT READ IF YOU CAN NOT HANDLE GORE OR VIOLENCE!!
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The Perfect Meal
Miriam has been slaving away in the kitchen all day, and all she wants to do now is sit down to the perfect meal...
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Passing the Torch
Deep in the Arizona desert live a girl and her dad, burying secrets--and bodies. ***** Mesa Kingston's first memory of burying a corpse was at eight years old. Back then it had been the carcass of a large lizard her dad found that they buried in the...
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THE BODY
A beautiful young woman was missing. I knew I had a murder. I even had a suspect. But would I ever find the body? Would I ever be able to arrest the suspect without the body? Don't believe all that crap you see on TV shows. Follow me on this true crime story and see what happens in a real murder case.
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Bad Company (Seven Deadly Sins #1) ✅ Completed
Seventeen year-old Eliza Taylor's latest run-in with New York City Police lands her on a bus with a one way ticket to the small town of Blackwater. Unimpressed with being an indentured servant for her cranky and ridiculously ancient aunt, Eliza soon finds hope when she meets Dante, another of her aunt's employees, as...
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