Pickup Lines // book 2
Are you a solar system? Because you make my world go round
A book filled with jokes, poems, quotes, and amusing anecdotes, and other random stuff
Need any ways to tell someone there cute? Well you can use these pickup lines, but there SUPER cheesy...
Is a guy annoying you that uses cheesy pick up lines and you don't know how to get rid of him? Well now you do----- READ THIS
Want to get the person of your life Well fear no more cuz this book will change your life
Passport? Check. Book of maps to every country in the world? Check. The world's best treasure hunting dad and the most incredible stepmom? Check. My amazing boyfriend Max who I hadn't seen in over five months? Check! The new crazy guy who's after us? Ugh, check. And my new baby sister who will be here in just...
well the title says it all. These are a few jokes, puns, and weird facts I've heard, read, ect. So enjoy :D
He leans closer to me and tilts his head. His lip press to mine and I feel his mouth part. I part mine too and our tongues rage wars against who will be dominant. He wins and his tongue starts to move around my mouth. I grab his neck and he reaches over for my hips. I pull away for a breath and start to tilt back...
In which @sproutzzz got so bored she couldn't think of anything else to do. and this is the result.
Wanna know the best way to woo your crush? To win someone's heart? To attract your significant other? Duh! PICKUP LINES!! WARNING: THERE WILL BE A SIGNIFICANT NUMBER OF CHEESY PICKUP LINES
Literally random things that are piled together in one book. Any random things you want added message me and I'll add it and give you credit.