Funny texts

Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day! Credits to whoever made these jokes.

News & Updates

Stay connected to all things Wattpad by adding this story to your library. We will be posting announcements, updates, and much more!

Dumb Ways To Die

Ever wonder how people came to dying in a dumb way? Well you are about to meet Allan, Alvin, Angie, Bryce, Cooper, Dean, Elijah, Greg, Hayley, Josephine, Justin, Jye, Louise, Maddie, Matt, Max, Riley, Sarah, Taylor, William and Zoe. They all have a story of how they came to their dumb deaths. Who would thought there...

The Bad Blind Date

"Kiss me." He choked on his drink, gawking over at you instantly, "HUH?!" "You know, mouth to mouth action, maybe a little tongue if you're lucky," you piped grinning smugly. He looked like he had just got hit so far up between his legs as his expression grew pained. "Please tell me you're joking," he said breathles...

1,000 ways to be ANNOYING!

1,000 ways to annoy the crap out of someone!

Disney Quotes

Funny and relatable Disney movie quotes

The Good Girl's Bad Boys [Book One of TGGBB Series] (Completed, Editing)

If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittle...

Isabella

When Ashley found out that she was pregnant with twins, she couldn't wait to share the good news with her husband. But when he got home later that night, he told her that he wanted a divorce without really giving her a reason why. Heartbroken, Ashley does the only thing that she could do. She signed the divorce paper...

Life Under the Hijab | ✔

He once abandoned her to her bullies, but now he has redemption on his mind. Little does he know that this woman has other plans and that life would force them together again. * * * Being a Muslim was not made to be easy. Zaynub understands this because she's living through difficulty after difficulty. With family and...