Demons\\\➰///Alec Lightwood~ {ON HIATUS}

"I feel like everyone hides their demons with fake ass smiles." ➰ "And sometimes, they're demons themselves." ➰ "Ugh! I'll hit you if you say that one more time!" ➰➰➰ {Takes pla...

Worst Story on Wattpad ✓

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...

100 Puns COMPLETED

Hilarious puns for everyone to enjoy! :)

100 Things NOT to be said to Parents

Don't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die! Hope you all can relate :3 Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff...

Puns

This is just a book filled with random puns, so you guys can have 'pun!' get it? 'pun'? 'fun'? I'm making it worse aren't I? Well please read. These aren't all mine, but I'm not gonna take credit for the ones I make up, so I have found these on websites like my best friend called "Google". S/he's very popular and I'm...

100 Things NOT to be Done at School! #Wattys2016

Don't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your eyelids so you can't blink!) All rights reserved. AWESOME COVER by...

Cheesy Jokes, Puns and Pick-up Lines

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Pickup Line Comebacks

Is there a really annoying guy you're trying to get rid of? Well taa daa you've got your very own guide to snarky retorts to get them off your back!