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  • How To Annoy Cats
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    Written by Graystripe :3

  • 20 Ways To Annoy Firestar (A Warrior Cats Spoof)
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    Hey, it's Lionblaze! I decided to write my first warriors spoof, so I hope that you enjoy it ;)

  • 50 Ways to Annoy Firestar
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    WELCOME TO THE SEQUEL OF 50 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF JAYFEATHER'S DEN! THIS IS BOOK TWO OF THE 50 WAYS WARRIOR STYLE!*** Firestar: *rolls eyes* great. Exactly what I wanted. Brambleclaw: GREAT I BET FIRESTAR WILL BE BETTER THAN STUPID OLD JAYFEATHER *picks up waffles* Firestar: *screech* ^^' anyways.. Have fun! ***A...

  • Your Guide to Becoming a Rogue
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    Welcome to your guide and handbook, and how to become a rogue and get kicked out of the clans featuring BRAMBLECLAW! This is about four clans full of sharpies, waffles and poptarts that come together and try and make peace with one another (which fails miserably). * Brambleclaw: make sure that you bri...

  • WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF SHADOWCLAN
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    Welcome to the StarClan of the 21st century! Where cats from modern-day ThunderClan, whether warriors or medicine cats, can visit StarClan whenever they want to. Where cats build pizzerias and advertise their restaurants in books like this one. Where cats hit their rivals with cheeseburgers and frying pans. Where stup...

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  • 100 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Jayfeather's Den.
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    A funny story of Wildclaw and Jayfeather!

  • 50 Ways to get Kicked out of Jayfeather's Den
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    ***VOTED BEST LAUGH BY WARRIORS WATTY AWARDS*** WELCOME TO THE ORIGINAL 50 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF JAYFEATHER'S DEN!! THIS IS A BIG BOOK FULL OF SPOOFS! FOLLOW BRAMBLECLAW ON HIS ADVENTURES!! BUT MAKE SURE THAT YOU DONT TRY ANY OF THIS AT HOME! This book depicts highly trained...

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  • Warrior cats spoofs! XD -FINALLY DONE-
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    Where warriors have sharpies, threaten to destroy the world with big red buttons for pies, and lots more! I DON'T OWN WARRIORS! Enjoy, my fellow kitty-cats! :D Let the laughing begin! Thank you everyone for reading my silly book I started years ago, it made me happy.

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  • Ways to Get Kicked Out of StarClan
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    Woah! Look! It's CrazystarThunderClan, Firestar4ever, Frostycloud, SlugterranCat, Brambleclaw4ever, LightningStrikeTC, FrostFireWarriorCat, WhisperSpirit, and helloilovecats all making one huge spoof book! Hi der is Herkfost. I innduct u 2 buk. No. //facepalms- dumb Hawkfrost. That poor frickin idiot. Welcome to this...