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  • The Chronicles of Barnia
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    Barney Conroy is an average guy trying to live an average life. He's just not as good at it as the rest of us. Each chapter of 'The Chronicles of Barnia' captures a particular episode in Barney's struggle to be socially acceptable. They can be read in any order. Barney's adventures continue in a full length novel ri...

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  • Jokes
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    so uh this was written by me when I was in the 4th-6th grade. it's not that gr8 but it got an extraordinary amount of good feedback. enjoy!!

  • THE SADDEST GIRL SINCE THE SONG DYNASTY
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    Three friends travel to a temple to ask Buddha for more wealth, love and good fortune. Featured humor story, and 2016 winner of a Watty.

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  • Everyone Died+My iPhone Stopped Working: An Oral History of The Robot Apocalypse
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    *****WATTYS 2015 WINNER!***** WATTPAD STAFF PICK (9/7/15) In the end, the robots win. But you already knew that. "Everyone Died + My iPhone Stopped Working" is a collection of short interviews with some of the survivors. People who have tremendous insight into the rise of Artificially Intelligent machines or, more of...

  • The Observations of Patrick Kraker.
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    I'm pretty extraordinary (read: absolutely normal) for an average guy named Patrick- Patrick Kraker, and before you ask, no, I do not want a cracker; neither does Polly. Polly's sick of crackers. a) My summer job may or may not involve spray painting myself completely silver and standing motionless in the park. Of cou...

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