Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)
"Wha-How-how did you do that?" Malfoy questioned furiously. I gave him a cocky smirk. "Just a few simple jinxes. Guess I'm not that much of a Mudblood after all, hm?" His brow furrowed. "No-you're still a Mudblood. Do you not know what Mudblood means?" Her Muggle brothers never thought anything odd of Lainey Fitzroy...
Draco Malfoy, who is also known as the Slytherin Prince meets the Mavis Evans, the Slytherin Princess who started her Fourth Year in Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Draco despises Mavis and She despises Him and as well. But the two gets closer and closer to each other Mavis finds out Draco's true personali...
(Y/N) Riddle is a pureblood feared witch, she is the cursed child of Tom Riddle or otherwise known as Lord Voldemort. She went to Azkaban when she was young for 5 years until she was proven innocent, but was she?... (Y/N) can shift into a 7 foot tall creature but is not an Animagus. She was cursed into it by her fathe...
❝WOAH, WOAH, WOAH, THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL IM GOING TO DATE YOU❞ in which a two enemies agree to fake date one another. [draco malfoy x fem!reader] © 2016 sameezyy
***REQUESTS ON HOLD*** Helloooo ladies. So this is a random book of complaints I have about...Welp...being a girl. Helloooo curious boys. If I were you I wouldn't read this. You cannot unsee crazy girl things. I'm sorry if boys (or girls, though I don't see why) find anything I say offensive. The main purpose is to ma...
Fate had brought the mistress of the cards at Alice Academy. Forced to transfer when she was mistaken on having an alice, as she was spotted using one of her Sakura cards. As time passed, she slowly unravels the secrets and mystery of the academy. Follow her on an adventure as she make new friends, new love and even d...
They forced me to sign the papers, they forced me to chain myself to someone I could never love. So I did what I could. I ran away. Life's too short to waste it in a living hell. In a nutshell. I thought that if I could escape, all my problems would disappear with a flicker of my magical wand and 'poof!' That's where...
Some random HXH jokes for you to enjoy. edit: some of the jokes may not be mine
"Hey, Gon. Don't do anything that will get yourself killed. Stay close, all right?" I said. "You too, Killua. You're so white that I can't tell the difference between you and the fog." -------- Abandoned by her brother, Akane was forced to live in Whale Island for the rest of her life under the care of Aunt Mito, Gran...
Knowing that the sole reason you exist is to fulfil the selfish desires of a nut-job- but at the same time REALLY smart- scientist.... Isn't the best feeling in the world. But luckily for Saki, she's a born optimist. Sure she feels sad about it but the way she sees things, it's either: sulk around and feel sorry for...
Everything was going perfectly after the war was over. However, one day, when a son of Morpheus came to camp, Percy's perfect world started to crumble. He was once known as the leader of camp and Savior of Olympus. However, after much influence from this new demigod, he was known as the selfish jerk of the camp who ab...
Yoko Natsuki is a young girl who is 10 years old with an Alice which is Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Electricity, Healing, Nullifacation. She is a girl with a past that is better not to be told. She has been running from the Academy and her parents until she's been Caught
Eriko Sakura is Mikan's sister. She's a bit more soft-spoken and quick witted though. So what happens when she meets Natsume and Co.?
The pokespe crew go to high school as secrets are revealed, feelings are realized, and they are faced with insane tests of all sorts.