Comebacks and insults

Funny and sometimes mean comebacks and insults maybe you could use them i have used them before jjejeje left them speechless.....

How To Get Reads, Votes, and Comments - A Guide

How do I get more reads, votes, and comments? If you find yourself asking that question, then I have some answers for you. What can you do to reach out to readers and potential readers? How can you encourage readers to comment and vote? What are all the different ways you can promote your stories? This #1 ranking...

Funny Book

WARNING: THIS BOOK INVOLVES FUNNY MATERIAL. IF YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO LAUGHTER, DO NOT READ. I mention megansparklez (Megan), jkc11501 (Jade), and hk56217 (Katie). This is approved by my dog. If you comment anything funny, I will give you creds for the joke. Creds to Katie for letting me use her idea, but I made it mine...

Blonde Jokes.

Blonde Jokes :) if you think they're funny, you can tell them to your friends :)

Valiant Heros Of WWII

war time thriller about 2 men who go to find there dad in the ww2 will they escape death and find thier farther also need some feedback so i can improve and well enjoy it you will be on the edge of your seat

Dealing with Cyber bullying (watty awards 2012)

The main character is framed for being at a cyber bullying scene caused by some one else, he then tells the whole class somthing they should all know and wish they hadn't done... (read on)...

Sudden Jump (Completed)

Imagine that you've been living a life full of lies and you don't know what's real and what's fake. you're so confused that you want to end your life. fifth-teen year old Gracie Brettson, has something no one knows about her not even her family. She was living a perfectly normal life, until a tragic accident had occur...

How To Be Successful On Wattpad!

For those of you who need help with publicity, promoting or posting stories here on Wattpad, you’ve come to the right place. Here on “How To Be Successful On Wattpad” I tell my audience how to… Well… Be successful on Wattpad! I’ll tell you my secrets from posting on a regular basis, getting more fans and much more! En...

Emoticons for Chatting on Meebo :)

Not a Book. Guide. The emoticons on here will only work when used on Meebo chat, at the bottom.

Winner

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Where They May

A brief poetry anthology. This collection was a Showcase Finalists in the Atty Awards. Quaternion: "I Knew a Girl with Winter in her Eyes" Ode: "Chicory & Lace" Rhyme Royal: "Le Premier" Nonnet: "When Birds Fly Together" Recueillement: "Overgrowth" Free Verse: "Seven Years" Rhyming Couplets: "I Speak Fluent Poet...

Different poems

Poems i write. I don't write loads but stil quite a bit of a collection lol

Poems (The Sad Ones)

Poems about all the best and worst things that love can make us feel...Hope you'll find yourself in some of the poems, as hurtful as they are, they're real!Special thanks to @weeknder for the cover!

The Defeated Winner (The Atty's)

A poem about a mother who is dying and leaving her children behind. About her sorrow for all the things life won't let her see and live. Yet, she is grateful for all the love that her children are giving her. Read about her fight, about the fight of a lifetime.

The Book of Random

RANDOMNESS, YET INTERESTING FACTS :) :) You, my friend is about to enter the Book of Random, literally. This book is full of the most randomest, yet interesting information you will ever find. I hope you will enjoy it as much as my friends did!!! Thanks for reading

I Awoke Him

In this story Stella loses her Grandma and then unearths a metal box that changes her life, finding love but can she hold onto her happiness.

An Unexpected Hero

sad poems

reVerse poems ~ A Reversible Poetry Collection by PJ Perry

A collection of poetry that reads backwards as well as forwards!

The Tree of Dreams

Random poetry and the occasional drabble or dribble of other short random thought from the depths my somewhat bemused brain, or possibly Brian if the schizophrenic misspelt pseudo entity that lives up there is up to his old tricks... poems from the Tardis like halls of my head. No genre is safe...

Suicide is Painless....NOT!!

A reality check for those who think that suicide is a viable option for dealing with temporary pain or angst.

Sigma/Star

The Earth is approaching the year 2200. It has been divided by four major powers who dwell in ceaseless war. Human pilots learn to drive massive mechanized soldiers called Goliaths as warmachines to tip the tides of battle in their favour. Porter Ryen is one of those pilots...but just in training for now. He takes cla...

Give me a chance

586 things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts

A list of things that you, the very miscevious reader, are never allowed to do at Hogwarts, ever again.

51 things I Am not allowed to do at Hogwarts

165 Harry Potter Innuendos

Some bloody hilarious Innuendos from the Harry Potter books ;D

Lupercalia (Darkest Night Trilogy Book 2)

Andy has already had his heart broken once, so he hopes his new girlfriend, Hannah, will be better than the last. And she is. For six months. But when she gets bitten by a werewolf, everything changes for them...

Until Her Heart Stops Beating (Darkest Night Trilogy Book 1)

Blake and Kristen were a normal teenage couple discovering true love. However, six weeks into the relationship, Kristen is killed in a hit-and-run accident...