"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."
Enter Elly Moss, The quirky 16-year old with hopes that something special will happen when she finds herself cooped up in a car on the way from her comfy New York high-rise to the beach manor in Cape Cod. While shopping at a mysterious book store and stumbling over a book that 'calls to her', she finds a mystical spe...
101 ways to annoy : Your teacher! Also 101 ways to annoy : Lord Voldermort And 101 ways to annoy : Your boyfriend/girlfriend! Enjoy ♡
*This entire story is a work of fiction. No people or events that occur are based on any real life cases. June 18, 2016, 12:14 a.m. Boy, did things go downhill from there. Behold, the struggles of a twenty-first century mermaid. Dodging every little drop of water and keeping away from those who spit when they talk. I...
Second and third joke book completed as well go check 'em out! These jokes are the best jokes you will ever find! Do not copy my jokes you will be reported. All rights reserved. © Highest Rank In Humor: #397 #34 in funniest #677 book
The 100 ways to get kicked out of Walmart. Based on a true story. WARNING: YOU MAY GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART!!
Have you ever been in a insulting fight with someone, but you end up not having a insult to use or a comeback to use? Well, you'll need to read this book. This book has a bunch of: Jokes Insults Comebacks Pick Up Lines Racist Jokes Sometimes theory's Warning: some of these jokes, insults, and comebacks may be off...