Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)
Things heat up as Carlie heads back to Hogwarts for her third year. With news of a legendary competition, the Triwizard Tournament, returning to Hogwarts, she has to sit and watch a friend compete in a deathly competition. Yet rumors of dark forces are rising and Carlie grows suspicious of her own family. Now that she...
Samantha Potter lived a normal life. She went to Hogwarts, played Quidditch, and tried to pass History of Magic. But that all changes when she reunites with the Boy Who Lived, her younger brother. Secrets will be revealed, memories will be made, and Dark forces must be stopped. *Reached #4 in Fanfiction* Everything...
[COMPLETED] Harry and Lily Potter had a pretty eventful first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and they're hoping for their second year to be less so. It's just their luck when students begin getting petrified and the school threatens to close. The rumoured Chamber of Secrets has been opened. Lily P...
Days are getting darker, the world is falling apart, and Luna Swift is running out of options. She's been on the run for months, hiding from family and the Ministry alike. With nowhere else to go, she turns to a place her brother had guaranteed would be safe: Hogwarts. Hiding in the school, Luna prepares to sink unnot...
What if Harry Potter and his friends could text? This is what I think would happen. The twins talking about pranks and finishing each other sentences which no one knows how they do it. Ron and Hermione fighting, yes even while texting each other. Harry talking to the dead, and his kids... Wait what.
I've got the Harry Potter characters locked in a room.... With me! I captured them for a game of truth or dare! Follow this summary and click on the title for awesomeness!
We all know that when He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Names attacked Godric hollow Lilly and James died while harry lived and was sent to the Dursleys, but what if Harry's parents lived? What if Harry had a twin who was mistaken for the Boy-Who-Lived and they sent to him to the Dursleys so they could focus on his brother, what if...
Each chapter will be ten ways to piss off someone from the Harry potter series
Previously Voldemort's Daughter- The First Time What happens when Hermione finds out who she really is? What does she do when the world crashes on top of her head? Who will she turn to? You guys, I wrote this when I was like ten or eleven. The only reason I haven't deleted it is because it has so many reads. Please do...
Left in orphanage after her mother died giving birth to her, Malvagità Merope Riddle knows little about herself. Her only possessions where found in the purse her mother left her:a journal, a family tree, a nice thick cloak, a beautiful red gown, a nice brush, a letter, and a small key. At the age of eleven Malvagità...
Hi! I was bored, so I thought I should make a new story, and I was like,"what can I do that requires almost no effort?" And I came up with this. I hope you enjoy.
*** rewrite in posting *** 1998, August 1 Dear Hogwarts Student As headmistress of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, I would like to invite you to return to redo your seventh year, or to study further, due to interruption by the Second Wizard War. Please reply before September 1 in order to secure a spot as...
This account has been hacked by Voldemort. My name is Tom Marvolo Riddle, the heir of Salazar Slytherin. I am considering on making this book a Horcrux. I am willing to answer any questions, even from muggle filth like you, to preserve the soul of my sixteen-year-old self. Ask away. [ C O M P L E T E D ] start • 30 Ju...
I really love Harry Potter so I thought I might make some jokes for people to have a laugh at 😌
After a difficult summer, Carlie runs away from home to stay with her best friend Jake. On the way back to Hogwarts Carlie hopes for an easy year, especially after last years events, but nothing is easy about this year. With a mass murder on the loose Hogwarts isn't as safe as she would have expected. Draco finds yet...
Princess Taylor is half witch and half winx. All her life she has learned to control her winx powers but now at 11 years old she will journey to Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry, were her grandfather is headmaster, to learn to be a witch. There she meets harry potter and the gang and faces every thing from d...
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. If you like Harry Potter and memes this is your book! Laugh (and maybe cry) at the brilliant Harry Potter memes and things the world has come up with. (Warning: cursing and dirty jokes are probably going to be involved) Mischief Managed.
Hello, I am Clarrissa Weasley and my family hate me because am different to them. They abuse me and dont care. They believe i am wothless and I am startin t believe them. This is my story. ******************** WARNING: This story contains abuse and violence and things that may thrigger some people.
❝ clever as the devil and twice as pretty ❞ [theories, quotes, headcanons, and oneshots]
Sophie Krum, younger sister of the one and only Viktor Krum and the Irish Seeker, is the only girl at Durmstrang. But what she doesn't know that she has something in common with the famous Harry Potter. This year is the Tri-wizards Tournament. Follow Sophie in her adventures through this action packed year. ** This i...
Anna Lupin can't wait to teach with her husband in Harry's third year at Hogwarts, but everything is not all magic and unicorns at Hogwarts. With Sirius Black's escape, Anna is still unsure if she thinks he's guilty. Severus and Remus must compete for their favorite redhead's attention. On top of this, the Lupins must...
What if Lily Evans had another sister? What if that sister was a marauder and an animagus? What if she married Remus? And what if she found out Harry was alive when he was in second year and got him from the Dursleys and became a Professor at Hogwarts? *I do not own Harry Potter!* (WARNING: I will not be crossposting...
Like always, please turn away from this if you haven't read the previous books! Since Harry and Anna had gone to Hogwarts, it's been crazy. From the sorcerer's stone to the chamber, and then the prisoner, Harry and Anna have stuck together through it all, but will that all change? Will what's coming be too much? Read...
Within two years Caoimhe became invisible. After her mother passes away during her second year, life continues to get worse. With no other relatives left to turn to, she has to move in with her mysterious half-brother Colm. As she begins her fourth year at Hogwarts, Caoimhe assumes the coming year will be as horrible...
