The best comebacks XD
It may offend people. You have been warned. Enjoy!
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Puns, comebacks, one-liners - humor
Did you hear about the guy who's entire left side got cut off ? He's all right now. (Story was originally just "puns." But I changed it to more variety) Trust me, if you like puns, sarcasm, one liners, comebacks, jokes, self deprecating jokes, more puns, and just funny things in general, did I say puns? You'll like t...
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Guide to Humor (Joke Book)
if you want some laughs, start reading! want to know trolls? start reading! Want to.....You know what? JUST START READING!
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Puns That Make You Say Haha Lol
Puns puns puns puns and more puns and some jokes and other things enjoy
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That Moment When....
This is a collection of funny, awkward, and daily moments that happens to us girls. Cause come on, we all gotta admit that we are kind of weird... But that is what makes us girl so fabulous! Most are my original thoughts! I hope this made your day, or at least made you happy! If you are looking for something simple...
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🔴Blonde Jokes
Funny jokes for everyone.................................................................... update on fridays or if not the weekend...
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The Best Jokes
The great book of jokes and pick up lines. Sources: http://jokes.cc.com/ http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes http://www.jokesoftheday.net/the-best-jokes/
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Sold to a gang leader
Caitlin Holte a 17-year-old girl was sold to a handsome gang leader after her father owed him some money. Ryder a bad boy gang leader that went to get his money but comes home with a girl instead. What does the universe have in store for them? Find out in 'Sold to a gang leader' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ no.2 for #facereveal
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Gangleader's Girl ✔
||Highest Rank: #11 in Humor|| *Warning: Some swearing included* She is innocent, bubbly, kind and sweet. She always helps others even if it be a bloody murderer. She always do things before thinking. She is Angela Woodson. ♡•♡•♡ He was dangerous, ruthless and a gangleader. He never helps others. Never thought about...
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The gang leader wants me (NOT EDITED)
when Alex goes to work one day she is all alone and there was this argument between two gangs in front of the store one of the gangs is "the Panthers " and the other gang is called "the vipers" . Alex heard gun shots during there fight and hid in the store. the leader of the gang "the vipers " Emmet Heart sees the mo...
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The Gangleader's Girl
"Dang, she's hot, look at her body." "Dude, don't you know?" "Know what? That I wanna tap that? Of course!" "No bro, that she's The Gangleader's Girl." ******************************************* Sarah Winters is the sweetest, most spunkiest girl you'll ever see. Ryker Hudson is the most feared man you'll ever hear o...
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Fixing The Alpha [ON HOLD]
"The hardest thing to do is to watch someone else with the one you love" • • • He was broken, beyond fixing is what they all thought. Since that night the raid killed the only one his heart could love. Since then he had fallen into a pit of despair never to feel again. He had grown mad and secluded himself in the ca...
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It took one look.
One look lead to another. It's either now or never... Alex Ryder. 17 year old living in fear since 10 years old. Her love for soccer is the only thing that is keeping her up ever since her mother was in the hospital. Her father hasn't let one opportunity pass that he has laid a hand on her. Abuse. All forms of it she...
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The Tattooed Bad Boy
Highest Rank: #1 in Teen Fiction!! VERY CLICHÉ! And written by a fucking 16 year old then who did not know better. *** "He is well known." "He is bad news." "He is dangerous." "He is a criminal." "Stay away from him!" These were all the things Zoe heard about Hunter...
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I Am Living With an Idiot
Vena Anderson, a nineteen year old girl has moved away from home to attend college. She has no desire to live in a small dorm room and having to live with a complete stranger, so living in an apartment for her college years is her next option. The only flaw in her plan is that she can't afford it without a roommate. V...
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Arranged Marriage (A Jack Gilinsky Fanfic) ***COMPLETED***
No way. My mother can't do this to me. Hi. I'm Bethany. Not the famous Bethany Mota. I'm Bethany Smalls. My mom is forcing me to get married. Yeah. MARRIED. M-A-R-R-I-E-D. Not to just anyone. No. The FAMOUS Jack Gilinsky. Yeah that one. I hate him. But, this won't be easy for both of us. Oh. You want a look into this...
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My Ex Alpha
Warning now... There may be cursing and sexual activity as well as violence and abuse. Im not sure yet. Please read only if you're mature. XOXOSecretWriter
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Bad boy's baby girl ( Major Editing)
Elizabeth is a lonely 15 year old girl who does not know how to love. one day she was grocery shopping when a little girl came up to her. what she didn't know that it is the bad boys little girl. what will she do?
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Depressing Quotes
This is a collection of quotes from books I have read, songs I have listened to, or some random quote I got from somewhere. This book originally was for my own use. A book full of depressing quotes for my depressed self to read. Now it's for the people as well.
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the bad girl & the alpha
"I Samantha reject you alec as my..." he put his hand over my mouth and used his alpha voice and said"you will not reject me! you are mine now and forever!" the he turned on his heels and walked away.what a douche!
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The gangleader
Meet hunter gold she's a just a little nerd with a lot of sarcastic and bitchy comments up her sleeve with one best friend and one year left of school and she think that her school year is going to be full of boring classes and bullying that when André comes in André sandiago comes in he's only 17 but one of the most...
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Sweet as Sugar, Crazy as Hell
"Are you crazy?!" He asked me for the zillionth time. "Yes!" I replied, hopping over another trap. "How did I end up having you as a partner?" He muttered under his breath. I giggled, "You better hurry up, rookie, 'cause I can sense hounds coming our way." "Hounds?" Before I could answer, an alarm going off stopped me...
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I Speak Fluent Sarcasm
Highest Rank: #24 in Humor Aylissa Leeton. The new girl to town. She is a hot blonde haired girl with bright blue eyes. She gets along with everyone. All the boys chase her. But she trusts nobody. Aylisa has a dark, terrifying mystery that stalks her, haunts her like an evil ghost. Will she ever be able to say those t...
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Loco||First book in the Green Spawns series||
Got #12 in Humour on September 28th, 2017 "You're insane!" "That's why my name is Loco," **** Loco Green swears her mom can see the future, because Loco is what she is. She's absolutely crazy, always pranking teachers, sneaking into the school at night because, "It needs to be repainted," Guys are a no no, because...
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Trouble makers (UNDER CONSTRUCTION)
I look around to see the guys staring at me with jaws dropped. Well what do they expect to happen, you steal a girls Nutella she will turn violent "I like her" this time it was chase who spoke witch surprised me because he is usually a quiet person. "So short cake would you mind telling how the hell you, a five foot...
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