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  • 50 Ways to Annoy Firestar
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    WELCOME TO THE SEQUEL OF 50 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF JAYFEATHER'S DEN! THIS IS BOOK TWO OF THE 50 WAYS WARRIOR STYLE!*** Firestar: *rolls eyes* great. Exactly what I wanted. Brambleclaw: GREAT I BET FIRESTAR WILL BE BETTER THAN STUPID OLD JAYFEATHER *picks up waffles* Firestar: *screech* ^^' anyways.. Have fun! ***A...

  • 50 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of ThunderClan
    232K 13.5K 51

    From the most cruel of ways to the most dumb. All amazing ways to get kicked out of ThunderClan! Read if you want the step-by-step guide book to being kicked out of ThunderClan!

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  • More Ways to Make Blackstar Hate You Forever(Sequel to WTGKOOS)
    77.3K 3.2K 70

    Enjoyed Ways to Get Kicked Out of ShadowClan? Can't get enough of the craziness in StarClan? Well, LionheartPublishing is back with more epic action for you! This book includes: -An interview with Brackenfoot -Interviews with readers -An awesome book cover -More Ways to Get Kicked Out of ALL of the Clans -More hila...

  • How To Get A Cookie, By Cloudtail [Grandmas]
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    My name is Cloudtail. And I'm here to tell you about a cookie or two. [Duskie made the cover. :3]

  • The Medicine Cat Code
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    Medicine cats? Falling in love?! It's totally a new idea! In this book, we simply acknowledge the fact that, in spite of the codes, all medicine cats fall in love. Read on to follow the romantic journeys of the medicine cats from all of the Clans as we exaggerate the cliche of medicine cats falling in love! [Cover by...

  • Medicine Cat Guide
    23.7K 190 13

    Just a list of herbs and their uses. Categorised for convenience.

  • 50 Ways to Get Kicked Out of StarClan
    271 9 6

    I liked Brambleclaw4ever's 50 Ways to Annoy Firestar and 50 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Jayfeather's Den, so I am trying one! I guess my significant character will be...Ivypool! (In some of them)

  • 50 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Jayfeather's Den
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    |* Hit #687 in Humor*| |*Top Jayfeather Stories' Award by Wattpad*| |* '#3 Top Brambleclaw Stories' Award by Wattpad*| Brambleclaw and Jayfeather portrayed in this comedy/script spoof DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME KIDDOS HIGHLY TRAINED PROFESSIONALS TO DO ALL STUNTS. WHICH BASICALLY, THEY ARE DOING THE WHOLE THING. WHY AM I...

  • 50 Ways to get Kicked out of Jayfeather's Den
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    ***VOTED BEST LAUGH BY WARRIORS WATTY AWARDS*** WELCOME TO THE ORIGINAL 50 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF JAYFEATHER'S DEN!! THIS IS A BIG BOOK FULL OF SPOOFS! FOLLOW BRAMBLECLAW ON HIS ADVENTURES!! BUT MAKE SURE THAT YOU DONT TRY ANY OF THIS AT HOME! This book depicts highly trained...

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  • Ways to Get Kicked Out of StarClan
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    Woah! Look! It's CrazystarThunderClan, Firestar4ever, Frostycloud, SlugterranCat, Brambleclaw4ever, LightningStrikeTC, FrostFireWarriorCat, WhisperSpirit, and helloilovecats all making one huge spoof book! Hi der is Herkfost. I innduct u 2 buk. No. //facepalms- dumb Hawkfrost. That poor frickin idiot. Welcome to this...

  • 50 Ways to Prank ShadowClan
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    WELCOME TO THE PRANKSTERS WITH SHADOWCLAN. THE TIME HAS COME. ALL THE CLANS AND TRIBES AND DARK FORESTSES HAVE JOINED TOGETHER TO DEFEAT THE ALMIGHTY SHADOWCLAN... WITH PRANKS! ;3 Join us... And we shall conquer the dark heart of ShadowClan and make them fuzzy like unicorns. And cupcakes.

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  • 101 Ways To Kill A Cat
    212K 13.2K 103

    Let Bumblestar show you how. A/N: Do not do this to cats you may happen to know. This book is just a spoof and a joke. In fact, don't do this to anybody. Except for Frost. You can do it to Frost, because nobody cares about Frost and whether she lives or not.

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  • How to Get Kicked Out Of All The Clans
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    .:: VOTED BEST LAUGH IN @WARRIORSWATTYAWARDS ::. In a magical land around a lake, there are four clans of insane cats who probably need to go to a mental hospital. Here's a book about their adventures and psycho-ness. There's pizza, hotdogs, mouse dung ice cream, and bird poo hats. Watch out for Jayfeather, I think he...

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  • WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF SHADOWCLAN
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    Welcome to the StarClan of the 21st century! Where cats from modern-day ThunderClan, whether warriors or medicine cats, can visit StarClan whenever they want to. Where cats build pizzerias and advertise their restaurants in books like this one. Where cats hit their rivals with cheeseburgers and frying pans. Where stup...

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