Pick up lines

Pick Up Lines

these are lines that should be guaranteed 100% to work

Roasts

If you ever want to roast someone, here ya go. DO NOT READ IF YOU DON'T LIKE CURSING

Comebacks

COMEBACKS! Whenever someone is treating you bad, it's time to take out this book and use some comebacks! Bring some sense into that person! Comebacks are hilarious and definitely bring that person back to earth! Highest Ranking: #117 in Humor// #19 in Random DISCLAIMER: We do not own these comebacks unless written! T...

Jokes, Comebacks, & Pick Up Lines

stupid jokes that surprisingly made me laugh.

Cheesy pick up lines

And all that good stuff [Dirty ones included!]

the soul tattoo - soulmate!luke

If one day you woke up with a random tattoo on your body, you were destined to meet your soulmate soon. So when (Y/N) finally gets her soul tattoo, she's in for a shock when she finds out who her soulmate is.

Something uncomfortable to do - 5SOS Luke Hemmings (completed)

I read my assignment once again. "A bunch of teenargers?" I thought to myself. "No way this will be hard." And so it all begun...

choose. Luke Hemmings

Luke loves may so he decides to come back to Sydney Australia and be with may. I do not own these characters but I do own dom and the plot line

Damage

Mia Harris is a wide-eyed freshman in college with an innocent outlook and a fear of falling. Luke Hemmings is the cruel, jaded son of a billionaire and a senior in college with a dark past and a taste for danger. They're complete opposites, but maybe, they're just what the other needs. tumblr: iwriteabout5sos

pizza boy || luke hemmings

special instructions: send your cutest delivery boy in which a girl asks for a cute boy and ends up with luke hemmings book one in the food series ranked short story #437 04|08|14 ranked short story #299 06|08|14 ranked fanfiction #717 07|08|14 ranked short story #2...

Elevating - Punk Luke Hemmings

Who would come to realise that the boy I thought was a creep in the elevator would be so protective; charming. That one night, at the party my best friend made me go to, it changed my life. But for the good, or for the bad? That is the question.

school skirts | hemmings

in which a girl seeks math help from a boy with a school girl kink.

Texting Luke

When a random person texts you do you keep texting them or do you stop?

Table 5•l.h

It all started with me being seated at Table 5, With noisy and reckless boys causing trouble in the booth behind mine. All rights reserved © legit-luke 2017

STALK [l.h]

Your glances or even accidental touches make me sick with excitement, dizzy with nausea. Nothing is more intoxicating than you, Luke Robert Hemmings.

block f ◆ luke hemmings

welcome to block f, a place where you can make a hole in your wall just by punching it. cover by @misfit_logan

group chat ➳ l.h. [completed]

❝I've never been as close to a boy as I have at this moment, nor have I with a man. A man that's Luke, a man that's my step-father. This was clear, but my head continued to tell me to forget the facts and give in to the pleasures I was feeling with Luke's fingers against me. "This is so wrong," He whispered under hi...