Jokes, Comebacks, & Pick Up Lines

stupid jokes that surprisingly made me laugh.

The Comeback

*past* "Just leave Mary Grace." Teddy says to me with a blank stare, but I could see sadness built around them. "But Teddy, why-" I begin to say as a tear falls down my cheek. "No one wants you here loser. Ted never liked you. He just felt sorry for you." Savannah Oak says beside Teddy. I look to Teddy knowing that he...

Funny Jokes

So many things you can find out and relate to in many funny ways... (Used to be Real Life Quote) (used to be I can relate)

funny jokes

funny jokes not mine :-)

Funny jokes

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Funny Jokes

A Collection of Funny Jokes

Best Combacks

Book of combacks

Funny comebacks I guess...

ROUGH COMBACKS

this may offend some people. warned ya

The Girl In The Hoodie

Bailey Washington is just a shy bystander flowing through life. The only thing that makes her stand out against the crowd is that she wears a hoodie. She also doesn't talk to anyone. People haven't ever seen her face or heard her voice. ------------- "Are you ever going to take that hoodie off?" "You know shes not...

Hey, Noah

After the accident, Noah Archer built a wall around himself. But Riley Dawson is curious about him, and she's determined to meet the man behind his defenses. ***** Riley Dawson has always noticed Noah. He was the most popular guy on campus, until h...

Third Wheel | EDITING

Meet Lana. A professional third wheel at her finest. You would think being the school's power couple third wheel has its perks. But really, she's just faced with a shit ton of making out everyday. Her loud, feisty attitude gives off a too crazy first impression for what you would assume would be a quiet camera chi...

Wrong Number | A.I.

You: LIV you: Why did you change your number?! You: REPLY You: LIV I NEED TO TALK TO YOU Liv: I am not Liv Liv: How did you get my number? Highest ranking: #1 in Fanfiction ❤

Vampire's Pet

The world had gone to hell long ago, taken over by the vampire race. In order to keep some sort of peace in our land, the Vampire Lords made a consecutive agreement. The rich and powerful humans could survive just as they had been, untouched by the vampires save for the occasional blood collections, or so they thought...

The Marking

*Completed* *Unedited* With every step he took towards me, I took one back until I hit the edge of his bed. A deep growl rumbled from his throat and I tried to make myself smaller in hopes that he would leave me alone. Being a human, I stood no chance against this beast in front of me. He would tear me apart. His mus...

Alpha Raven ✔

Even though the room was dark, I could still the one person who made my heart skip a beat. He stood there, his hands tucked in his pockets, staring at me. So entranced by the Alphas beauty I didn't the notice the foot in front of me. Within a second I tripped over the foot, causing the cake to fly right out of my...

Psycho

Katie is a psychologist for criminals, and is very good at her job. But what happens when she is faced with a new challenge that is Jason McCann, America's most wanted criminal, who's finally arrested? Can she change him, or will he change her? Cover by @Ma_Raa *Currently Editing*

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zion never thought that he would fall in love, until he met kenzie. ✨ started: 041918 ended: 052618 [ down for you © idfwubruh 2018. all rights reserved. ]

A Vagabond's Tale [COMPLETED]

"This story is WOW!!! How I wished it didn't come to an end!" - chysungal "Did you kidnap me?" he asked. Gigi's eyes widened and she shook her head furiously. "No!" "How did I get here?" he asked, his tone was strong but beads of sweat covered his forehead. His eyes flashed at her. "I heard stealing is common occur...

Silently Falling

Highest ranking: #1 in Teen Fiction -- "Sunshine, what guy do you know has a weird fetish with sign language?" She's the aftermath of a high school party nightmare. Tragedy robbed her of her innocence and stole her voice before she had the chance to speak out. The court called her a liar, and the guilty was set free...

The QB Bad Boy and Me

Started here but has taken over the world! Wattpad's First Published book to now a Movie. Watch Sidelined: The QB and Me based on The QB Bad Boy and Me for free only on Tubi. Prepare to catch feelings for your favorite QB Bad Boy story in any format you like. ...

His Nerd Next Door

One thing, just one little thing Julie had to do to have a... Let's say decent... First day at her new school... Don't. Draw. Attention. First impressions mean everything. Just one little screw up and she knew that she would have to wish her junior year goodbye. So she decided to stick to this one grand rule that woul...

Bad Boy's Game

He lit his cigarette, I lit nothing. He drank alcohol, I drank water. He smirked, I smiled. He didn't love me, I didn't love him. He and I together wouldn't last a day. And then the game started... He said he found me intriguing, unique, and interesting because I didn'...

The Badboy's Tomboy || WATTYS 2015

Meet Delilah Mathews. She's not the one you typically notice, with her baggy clothing and seemingly quiet personality. She's a nobody and likes it that way. So when Matt, the cutest, most popular dick at school starts paying attention to her, what happens? A/N: This was the first book I wrote on WattPad and honestly I...