Dio is having trouble finding competent assassins to eliminate the Joestars, so he turns to the dark web for help. Being a century-old vampire, he is unfamiliar with the shady ways of the Internet, and he naively clicks on an advertisement for local milfs who want to fuck. Dio's identity is stolen, and now he must fin...
Your undying thirst for a worm on a string has had you crazy for weeks. You decide to take action and get what you want. #47 in iwanttodie 12/25/19 #560 in crack HELL YEAH 6/29/19 #5 in worm on a string 😩👌🏼💦 12/14/19
A follow up of my oneshot, it's made by my best friend, a medium rare steak with the skill of a potato.
It was a lazy Sunday in the streets of Boston and you decided to go to the corner store. On one of the shelves you felt your heart drop in your chest when you saw the world's most heavenly eyebrows in your life! Is this a start to a new love story!? [crackfic] (This is a reupload from fanfiction.net - if you wanna see...
The Boy in the Striped Pajamas (Narrative in Kotler's POV). For my English class, I had to read The Boy in the Striped Pajamas and had to write a narrative in another character's point of view. I decided to write my novel on Kotler and a certain part of the book that is never resolved. NONE OF THESE CHARACTERS ARE MY...
"It makes me realise, you never fully appreciate something until it's gone, and I let a tear fall from my eyes with acceptance, slowly gliding down my face of heartbreak and falling onto my shameful olive uniform." +++ This is a writing project I did for school. Please enjoy. +++ Note: You must have read The Boy In T...
hahaha I've been wanting to do this for a long time I dunno how many TF2 fans are on here and how many of them ship this but hey it's worth a try ;D Please comment any prompts or ideas and I'll see what I can do ~~WARNING: pretty darn NSFW read at your own risk~~
I've been meaning to make one of these. requests are open!~ warning: there will be lemons (cave does not approve of these lemons) I'll put up the ones I already made,,
[Before this book starts I just want to clarify that this is my first ever legit story so I'll be almost as sorry as Wheatley if it turns out bad. I also want to clarify that it contains spoilers of the real game.] So there he was, the core was there, floating aimlessly throughout the cold, vast space for eternity, wi...
Just a collection of short stories and stuff. Pairings will vary. Ships will sail. Requests considered. And comments adored.
:3-hi who ever is reading this. Sorry about the grammar mistakes but,I am typing this in advance so if there isn't any sorry. Anyway I hope you enjoy it but I am not sure if I'm making it lemony or not so I guess just sick around if you like this welp bye~~~~~~kit
THIS STORY'S ASS I'M SO SORRY Y'ALL PLEASE DON'T READ IT HSHSH- Cover art by : SkilaxDragonhead on DeviantArt.
Again there will be smut and language m for mature but Sattle up for some fun,love , drama and action !!
Shrignold has had a crush on Colin for a long time. What will happen if he confesses to him. Will he regect his love, or will he feel the same?
"The hard bound collection of all the life lessons I've learned"- Phil Dunphy
The classic 2007 Pixar film is everyone's favorite animated movie, so how could just one movie sate our desires? Here we have a Pixar-Dreamworks crossover, including top-level memes and Shitposts galore, and the name "Barry" spelled correctly exactly once.
Because the internet wasn't strange enough without "Don't Hug Me. I'm Scared" filled with forced memes. ~~currently completed but open to new ideas~~
I am SO freaking weird like wtf... Ok, so imagine that Hank DID actually go to Cleveland to have his own personal aquarium so that way he can be in a state of solitude... NOW imagine when he meets the person that has to keep him in check and make sure he's well and stuff... That's when Hank develops a new goal..win th...
