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JOKES

Are you ready for the best book you have ever read in the entire world???? Well your in the wrong place. I'm kidding. If you want jokes that make you roll on the floor laughing then here is your place. Make sure to comment, vote, obviously read and stay fantastic and awesome!!!! DISCLAIMER - THESE ARENT MINE Make su...

Jokes, Comebacks, & Pick Up Lines

stupid jokes that surprisingly made me laugh.

Yarn Crafting: How to Knit and Crochet (And My Patterns)

Crochet is a relaxing craft that has been proven to help people unwind and have fun, all while making beautiful things. Hi, I'm Joye, and I know how to crochet. It's my favorite craft besides sketching and I'd like to show you how to do it. I'll also show you how to loom-knit, and then I have some awesome patterns in...

Day After Day

Each day she wakes up in a different body, not knowing who she is, and each night that body dies. She is the Reaper Syndrome, and she's desperate to know why. ***** She doesn't know what's happening. Each day she wakes up in a new body, not knowing...

The Painter's Apprentice

[This story is now FREE] Florette moves to Versailles, only to discover a group of Fae are destroying France. Allying with the battled-scarred Destan, she has to save the kingdom. ***** Florette, a painter's apprentice, is finally welcomed to the pa...

Mermaid Spell Book

So you want to become a mermaid? Keep on reading! In this book are mermaid spells! Hopefully they work for you. Spells are like chants and they can include powerful magick A spell alone is not likely to 100% turn you into a mermaid but it can help you in the process of shifting.

The Dark Witch: The Nox Haven Series

I'd Like to think I was a good person, before it all began. I didn't cheat on tests, or steal. But throughout my entire life, I was treated if I were a monster. At the age of five, after several agonizing tests, I was diagnosed with Reactive Attachment Disorder. But not even that title could describe just how strange...

Writing Contests

Not famous yet? But, have got the hang of writing? The perfect place to show off your imagination. Get ready to spread your ideas to the world here. Rack your brains as much as possible for vivid stories. Watch out for the rules and guidelines as to how to take part, prizes and stuff. Be ready! Coz it's coming soon...

#PlanetOrPlastic Writing Contest

Wattpad has teamed up with National Geographic to wake the world up to the potential impact of single-use plastics. In 500 words or less, we're asking you to share a story-real or fiction-inspired by actual photos of this global issue.

Warrior cat rants

I'll explain why I hate some cats and love some cats, and they all have a good reason why,

The Cat and the Fox

[Warriors Cats Fanfiction] "In the clan of forests, one kit shall be born of stone. His life may seem short, but another life he will live as well. Prospering in two different worlds, the stone shall live on and return happily bringing happiness to his clan." With an assassin after Stonekit's family, Stonekit is broug...