Bennie the Salmon was just a regular fish-well, except for the fact that he liked a little grass on his waffles. Otherwise, he was just like every other fish in Falunapuna. Well, until the Ukulele Council summoned him, turning his very normal (and slightly boring) life upside down. Now, Bennie must deal with ukuleles...
Susie was just a normal ancient octopus-genetically modified siren hybrid until the Granola Bar King messed up her world. Will she be able to fix it? P.S.: Ask no questions. P.S.S.: Read it. Love it. Or else... Sadness😿
You do love this masterpiece, right? Right? YOU KNOW YOU DO! (I'm so sorry...) -Ballwin Watterson was created by my friend, @grayshoes1. Blame her.
This is the epic story of Ballwin Watterson, the zombie who has an excessive love of drugs. It's a work of art, and one of the best stories you'll read in your life. So, read on! Rankings as of 6/22/18: #339 in wtf #209 in silly #276 in highfantasy P.S.: Some cursing, but we never show the drugs used.