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  • For Those Who Don't Believe in Love Songs
    226K 15.7K 38

    GROUNDHOG DAY mixed with SIXTEEN CANDLES and a splash of DOCTOR WHO. A boy forever reincarnated as himself meets his soulmate for the 200th time, but can she solve the puzzle and break the curse to make herself his last? ***** Martha Beckett's life is over, or so it feels after her father moves her from California to...

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  • Comedy Texting
    127K 5.4K 16

  • You Had ONE Job
    12.5K 977 52

    So.... Our band director would put these on his smart board every school morning.

  • Do not read this book, you'll die of laughter
    6.9M 325K 84

    Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

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  • Chelley ~ Tranquility Ignoramus
    18.6K 567 26

    [Before this book starts I just want to clarify that this is my first ever legit story so I'll be almost as sorry as Wheatley if it turns out bad. I also want to clarify that it contains spoilers of the real game.] So there he was, the core was there, floating aimlessly throughout the cold, vast space for eternity, wi...

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  • One Last Time (Wattys 2015)
    6.6K 257 11

    "I hate to cut your eternity of exile short but we have work to do" In the event of an emergency there are always some people that you don't want to call. For GLaDOS those people are Chell and Wheatley. But when the facility is in danger it seems like the mute and the moron are the only ones who can do anything about...

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  • Portal 2: She Speaks!
    3K 111 10

    Earth, in an Unknown year. It's a comeback! Chell is back! What lies in store for her? A lot! Read to find out. Enjoy. P.S. don't forget to share this to others too! :3

  • Uncle Wheatley is NOT a moron
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    "Stop it!" Chell shouted, "Uncle Wheatley is NOT a moron!" A collection of short stories from Human!Wheatley's POV. Poor little Chell. Her father hasn't the time to take care of her.

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  • Frost: Survivor
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    My name is Aaron. And I am a prisoner. The year is 2023, five years after North Korea dropped atomic bombs over the U.S and Asia. The whole world unraveled. Plunged into a nuclear winter. The Middle East washed over a blanket of radiation, Russia and North Korea controlling the 'habitable' areas of the Earth. The surf...