Jokes, Comebacks, & Pick Up Lines

stupid jokes that surprisingly made me laugh.

Rides with Ace

[HIATUS] ❝Despite being a total Jerk, he made her laugh─laughter is music of the heart.❞ Mellow & Sweet, Flo was in love with her best friend, Kane Jacobs - heartthrob extraordinaire. Unfortunately, her feelings for him were unreciprocated, seeing that he chased every girl that wasn't Flo. Drowning in boredom, Flo j...

Princess (A Dialogue Story) [Completed]

"Princess, is that you?" "I'm sorry, what? You have the wrong number." "It cannot be a wrong number if I dialed a random number." "Does this work on all the ladies?" "More importantly, is it working on you?" "To be determined." [Completed]

Funny texts

Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day! Credits to whoever made these jokes.

100 funny jokes (book 2)

Funny jokes to tell your friends #175-funnyjokes #139-jokebooks

Jokes

so uh this was written by me when I was in the 4th-6th grade. it's not that gr8 but it got an extraordinary amount of good feedback. enjoy!!

A Joke book ;)

Are you ever up in the middle of the night and bored out of your mind? Well that is no longer a problem since there's a new joke book on the loose. Warning: These jokes may use foul language. They may make you laugh and pee. They may make you comment lol without even laughing. And they will probably be the highlight...

Hilarious Jokes You Will Love!!!

This a joke book to make you all laugh! None of these jokes are mine so please don't comment that it's copyright, I take no credit for any of these. If you want a certain joke in here please inbox me the joke and I will add it and give you a shout out!

The best of jokes and texts 3

Guys plz go and check out the other books

A Cringy Joke Book People Somehow Seem To Enjoy

None of these jokes are mine all rights go to their owners. I hope these make you laugh if not sorry but it's hard to find jokes that other people don't have in their books. anyway hope ya like!

Funny books to read!

Want to read some funny books? Well this is the right place! I have compiled a list of funny books you can read and the names of the authors. So read, and lol!

Do you want to die of laughter? Read on!

Some of the funniest jokes on wattpad (used from other books or off the internet mostly) If you use any inappropriate language in the comment section i will have to ban you sorry -_-

Clean jokes V.S Dirty Jokes

The first half of this book contains clean hilarious jokes for the good kids and the second half has jokes for the ones like me (you know what I mean ;D ) Title says it all...... ENJOY A GOOD LAUGH !

My joke books and pranks

I made this book it might have bad jokes

The Almost Summer

[ completed - 17/3/14 ] [ undergoing slight editing ] [ Wattyawards2014 ] [ featured on the Wattpad Official account's Summer Beach Reads list ] Autumn always knew she was named after the wrong season. She lives for the summer months, desperate for a "perfect summer" like the one she's read about in books. Her ch...

Succession of Kings

He woke up one day with a new identity of the ambitious big prince - the king's adopted son. Hey, this is also a cannon fodder, and it is also a villain, to the to the genuine royal blood who is the dual 3S spiritual and physical value brother. Just there to provide experience points for the protagonist. He wanted t...

Different Identities {A CH AU} [TEMPORARILY DISCONTINUED]

Hellloooo! Chrish here. It's my first book, yey! Hopefully you'll be okay with this cringe, so grab some holy water, bleach, mix them together and get ready to drink it. (no for real, don't actually do this.) ... •[Joining an agency is risky. •[But participating in a mission is riskier. [Warning: Swearing. Gay. C...

I'm bored:(

HeLLO. Well, I'm bored now. So I can write a book with my crazy ideas and my stupid mind on that. BUT. BUT. I don't have a lot of ideas, so I can write a lot of stupid things and stupid phrases. If u don't like my horrible English u can kill u. Me da paja hablar español, ayuda.

The Devils Heart

I punched him in the face. That was how I befriended the devil. ~~ He was charming in a way that was too good to feel right. With a smirk that made the girls drop, and a body you could only get making deals with the devil. He was a seductive sin that had me praying to God, but only Satan would answer. And I knew Isaac...

Morgan x Jonas

This is a fiction that I'm making about my friend and a book character she loves. @Sunnie_Bunnie Inspired by Bad Boys Nanny Morgan is your average 17 year old girl. Good grades, good friends, and a bookworm. Jonas is the school Golden Boy. Perfect smile, dorky personality, , and goofy gestures. How will you rea...

Dining with the Royals

Charlotte Summers, the everyday girl finds herself in an unusual position, which includes her dining with richest and most good looking guy in the school. Charlotte isn't used to being in the spotlight. She's more confined. This doesn't mean she's geeky, by all means she's not. She will be quiet around the popular gr...

The Long Way Back | ✓

Sophie Ackerman has to attend boarding school while impersonating her twin sister, but things get complicated when she bumps into her former best friend. ***** Sophie Ackerman is trying to keep a low profile while attending an exclusive rich kids' b...

The Mystery Fighter

After she tragically loses her mother, Cassie turns to street fighting-but she soon learns that the biggest fights happen outside the ring. ***** Seventeen-year-old Cassandra Haynes has never been one to follow the rules. Constantly on the brink of...

Dear Mr.Bullie

Read the conversations Fiona and her cyber bully have. Fiona is eight while her cyber bully is ten.

Deal With the Devil | ✔️

PLEASE KEEP IN MIND THIS IS A FIRST DRAFT AND THERE ARE GRAMMAR MISTAKES I pushed at his chest, but it was useless. He stayed, his arms caging me in. "Anastasia," he hummed against my ear, my name rolling off his tongue. "I know you want me just as bad as I want you." I couldn't deny it anymore, I was his. ~>~ A roman...

Bad Boy Prince (Royals #2)

He's a Prince. She's a journalist. They have a complicated relationship. More like he's into her but she hates his guts. He needs to behave. She needs to let loose. He's interested in her because she's the last girl interested in him. Both of them need to change and they might be exactly what the other needs. Or not...

The Bad Boy's Girl

*COMPLETED* She is a beautiful, high school girl who lives in Lansing, Michigan, with great grades and amazing athleticism. The one and only, Kaytlyn Flores. But when she comes face to face with the schools bad boy, how will she react? Another question, how will he react? *This book with only be in Kaytlyns POV* **I d...

The Girl In the hoodie

Katie Homes has your normal and mysterious girl that lives a "pretty normal" life but nobody knows her, maybe for just her name, but not actually seen her appearance. She's called the Girl with the Hood. Everyone thinks that she has no facture appearance, like the non-existent ghost. One day as Katie walks to her bus...

The Guy Next Door

#1 romantic_ "Haha I won." He said. I crossed my arms and pouted my lips. "You owe me now." A smirk took over his face. "What do you want ?" "A kiss." We gazed at each other's lips for a moment not knowing what to do. I could feel my heart beat faster as every moment went by until I finally fel...