Cute Texts

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Rap Battle Roasts

These raps are childish, and are for children. Some of them are pretty mean and rude and cruel. I made them when I was an uneducated teenager. That being said, some of these make me laugh, so have fun. - The Poopoo man, circa 2024

Rap Battle Arena Season 2

Rap Battle Arena! Season 2! More battles! More burns! More sick rhymes! These new and improved battles will put season 1 to some shame!

DEMIGOD RAP BATTLES

Exactly what the title says, a rap battle between demigods. I don't own any of this. Rick owns the characters and I found the raps on the internet There also may be some cursing

Jokes, Comebacks, & Pick Up Lines

stupid jokes that surprisingly made me laugh.

Do not read this book, you'll die of laughter

Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

Harry Potter Jokes and Memes

All of these memes are from the internet and are not mine. Most of them are from mugglenet.com.

Funny Book

WARNING: THIS BOOK INVOLVES FUNNY MATERIAL. IF YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO LAUGHTER, DO NOT READ. I mention megansparklez (Megan), jkc11501 (Jade), and hk56217 (Katie). This is approved by my dog. If you comment anything funny, I will give you creds for the joke. Creds to Katie for letting me use her idea, but I made it mine...

Funny texts

Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day! Credits to whoever made these jokes.

Minion Quotes :)

The more attracted you're to a person, It is easier for them to make you laugh..!! -Namra Syed

Zodiac Signs

✓ Completed ✓ Facts, Descriptions, Scenarios, And interesting things about the 12 Zodiac Signs! Book 1 *Creds To Original Authors, mainly on tumblr so check them out to give them the praise. I'm just sharing their work!*

Zodiac Scenarios

*~~The Cover Has Been Changed Back To The Original~~* ωєℓ¢σмє тσ му νєяу fιяѕт zσ∂ια¢ вσσк ι нσρє ι ωιℓℓ вє αвℓє тσ ιитєяєѕт уσυ αѕ мυ¢н αѕ ρσѕѕιвℓє αи∂ кєєρ уσυ ¢σмιиg вα¢к fσя мσяє єиנσу~ Started : 7/27/18 Highest Ranks : #290 [Humor] 8/7/18 #223 [Humor] 8/9/18 #129 [Humor] 8/16/18 #18 [Humor] 8/25/18 #12 [Humor] 8...

Clean Memes

Car Dealer: *slaps cover of this "Clean Memes"* This collection can hold so many clean memes. I do not own any of these memes. They all go to their rightful creators and owners.

Pandora's Lunch Box: Don't Open!

The difference between Pandora and your average 12-year-old girl is that Pandora knows exactly what she wants at all times. So when five magical genies pop out of an old rusty lunch box, Pandora knows her life is finally going to be perfect! ...Or maybe not. When one of the genies blows up a mean girl's head to the si...

MY BEST FRIEND IS A SECRET AGENT, Book 1: How Chip Became CHIP and Foiled the...

MY BEST FRIEND IS A SECRET AGENT: How Chip Became C.H.I.P. and Foiled the Freaky Fuzzy Invasion **Check out our new hardback, available worldwide! (See the link to my website in my profile bio.)** 10-year-old Nort McKrakken is a pint-sized computer genius. 14-year-old Chip Munson is his best friend - and loyal guinea...

Horrid Henry

This story is about a twelve year old boy named Horrid Henry . His called that because his always mean and horrid to people. Henry has a little brother called Perfect Peter . Hes called that because his perfect at everything. He is mom and dads favourite and gets 100% at every single subjects . His literally perfect...

When Two Worlds Collide {Percy Jackson + the 39 clues}

Crossover between Percy Jackson and the 39 clues. When Percy Jackson receives an Iris Message from an unknown person, he travels to Attleboro to answer the call. Meanwhile, Amy and Dan Cahill have received a letter from the Vespers. When they both go to their allocated places, neither the anonymous person nor...

The Missfit Half-Blood

"Hurry! Run!" I yelled as we were coming up the hill. "We're not going to make it!" Groover yelled back. That was it. I wasn't going to let my friend and my sister die. "Go!" I yelled. "What! No!" Ellee yelled back. But I couldn't stand it I had to fight.

Potter

Lily Potter is an average 15 year old living in the United States in 2011. When magic upheaves her life and drops her and her younger brother into a beloved world she thought was fictional, she discovers old family secrets-and family in general.

Blood of Olympus: The Epilogues

This is pure fan-fic. As much as I love the author Rick Riordan, I thought that ending to The Blood of Olympus could've been a little better. After all, I wouldn't make Leo die and come back to life. He's not Jesus!! So, I wrote The Epilogues. Long live Riordan (and hopefully me, right? :-P)

The Grandson Of Voldemort Is A What?

Percy has been through a lot, being kidnapped, having his memory wiped, several battles, two wars. He does not need anything else to happen. Too bad the wizards, which are real apparently (!?), didn't get the memo. Well, you know the phrase, when in Rome. (Heh, Rome, get it?) (After BoO and during Order of the Phoen...

J.K. Rowling

the story of the creator of harry potter.

Different (Percy Jackson Superpower AU)

Leo was running Piper was stealing Frank was mourning Hazel was hiding Jason was dying Annabeth was keeping secrets. Percy Jackson was trying to save the world. All too soon these seven lives will collide. With little in common they'll have to work together to stop the impending destruction of the entire world. But...

Tales from the daughter of Nyx

First story hope you like :) Did not create PJO or HoO Alex is a lonely, sad girl. But she is also beautiful, talented, kind, and selfless, but doesn't know it. She wants friends but because of her good and bad qualities alike she is an outcast. Also being homeless, orphaned and attacked by monsters constantly doesn'...

The Daughter of a Monster

Jokes Based on Rick Riordan's Books

This is about: Greek, Roman and Egyptian gods and goddesses puns, jokes and quotes! The front cover belongs to Rick Riordan!

The Potion Master's Best Friend

Julia Evermore is the lesser-known childhood friend of Severus Snape and Lily Potter at Hogwarts. When she arrived there, Lily left them and she became Severus' sole companion. Their friendship went from strength to strength, until Lily's death. After four years of living as a Muggle, needing to escape the wizarding w...

Rick Riordan's Hunger Games [PJO AU]

The demigods are mortals in a death match. In this wild multi-pov story, there is only one Victor. And that's a promise. »--▻ featured by @Fanfic and @Ambassadors »--▻ won best crossover in the Percy Jackson Watty Awards 2020 Piper can't wait. Annabeth plans to escape. Percy is no killer. Calypso is a ticking bomb...

Percy Jackson x Reader-The Lightning Thief

(Y/N) is a daughter of Apollo that went on a quest with Percy, Annabeth, and Grover to find Zeus's missing master bolt. No harsh comments please this is my first book on Wattpad. This is a Percy Jackson x reader during the Lightning Thief. I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING AT ALL. THIS BOOK IS BASED ON THE NOVEL/MOVIE BY RICK RIO...

Forgetting the Past, A Dramione Fan Fic

As the kids return for one last year, something unexpected happens. The new headmistress takes away some of the competition between houses. New feelings arise and so do friendships now that the rules are lifted. But some are hesitant to be friends...