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  • The metallic alien X dame tu cosita
    631 3 6

    This is a saucy romance between two alien memes. I made this because I listen to despacito to make me happy.

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  • only you // squidbob
    68.3K 1.3K 12

    "sometimes it feels like you're the only one keeping me around" started: january 27, 2018 finished: n/a THIS IS BOYXBOY IF YOU DONT LIKE DONT READ!!!!!!!

  • The Milk Fic
    119K 918 8

    the milk fic but with my friends *i made this in 8th grade. im now a senior in high school*

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  • 𝐮𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝗼𝐯𝐞. || 𝐥𝐞𝐯𝐢 𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐫𝗺𝐚𝐧 𝐱 𝐚𝐥𝐯𝐢𝐧.
    36.2K 904 14

    𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐛𝐫𝗼𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐝𝗼𝐰. 𝑎𝑙𝑣𝑖𝑛 𝑥 𝑙𝑒𝑣𝑖 𝑎𝑐𝑘𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑛 𝑓𝑎𝑛𝑓𝑖𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛. started: june 4th 2019 ♡︎ ended: january 30th 2021 ♡

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  • kool-aid Man X Gordan Ramsay
    72.6K 1.1K 11

    Kool aid man and gordan do the naughty (。•̀ᴗ-)✧

  • That Vegan Teacher X Reader
    31K 432 8

    you meet thatveganteacher at a vegan protest...

  • thatveganteacher X reader
    11.8K 256 10

    (this is a joke) Miss karen has been hanging with you at a vegan cooking club but you start to show affection towards her.

  • bob the builder x reader
    20K 334 5

    bobbys a sexy boi hehehhehehehehehhehehe

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  • Obama x Reader
    39.8K 431 13

    i made this at 1 am stop readibg tjis please, its so old I genuinely hate everyone who commented on this story, you are all so annoying and have the worst humor, I regret writing this. /srs

  • Peppa pig X Corpse
    6K 233 15

    THIS IS A JOKE OKAY DOTN CUM AT ME

  • Jesus x reader (wholesome?)
    18K 610 17

    (Wholesome?) stories of y/n and their bff, jesus most no-no words are censored Including but not limited to: - Jesus paints your nails -Jesus sleepover! - Jesus gets cyberbullied -Jesus says a bad word :o -Jesus goes to the hype house -Jesus self-diagnoses himself with depression -Jesus gets the coronavirus -jesus...

  • Shrek x Reader
    64K 1.1K 13

    Shrek and you have known each other since you were both children. You one day realize that you love and and he admits he loves you! But a tragic accident could change everything.

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  • Garlic bread x reader
    45.6K 1.2K 7

    basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you

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  • SEXY CARL WHEEZER x READER SMUT
    49.4K 754 8

    18+ Carl Wheezer sexy smut!!!!! only for mature readers!!!!

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  • mordecai x twilight fanfic
    5.9K 103 6

    baby girl daddy's home

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  • mordecai x twilight sparkle
    28.6K 555 11

    an emotional rollercoaster, a hopeless romance, mordecai and twilight will never have the chance to express their true feelings... i wrote this at 2am dont bully me THANK YOU FOR THE SUPPORT WHERE DID YOU ALL COME FROM SHSNBSN this is so crinfe im rlly sorry

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  • Elmo X Kermit
    26.6K 681 28

    A man named Elmo and a man puppet named Kermit fall in love. They were childhood friends, but Kermit moved away, instead of living on Sesame Street, he lives on Disappointment island. That 384738377 miles away from his love. What will he do? We have no clue. Why? Because none of this happens in the story. Again, why...

  • Shrek x Barry B Benson (2020 ver)
    36.7K 673 13

    !! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ

  • among us smut
    92.4K 782 13

    THIS IS HUST JOKES DONT ATTACK ME PLS also these aren't my characters . all credit goes to innersloth i jusy wrote this incredibly disyrurbing fic 👍🏻

  • 50 Sizes of Chungus | Big Chungus X Reader: Coffee Shop AU (Lemon)
    7.5K 93 6

    It was a normal day at your favorite coffee shop. Nothing much has changed except that a new barista started showing up. He goes by the name of Big Chungus. Who is he, and what does he want from you? What kind of spicy and romantic shenanigans will you two get into? Read to find out!

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  • Tim X moby
    74.3K 614 15

    I have no clue what I am doing really ~~~ THIS IS A JOKE. Don't take any of this seriously

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  • Austin X Pablo
    22.4K 495 13

    😩 the backyardigans or whatever guys castaways !!!! 😏😏 austin yandere??? 😶😶 WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONH WIRH YALL i get so many mf comments putting the blame for this story on me 😐 i mean yeah i wrote it but i'm not making you read shit. don't act the the victim when you're so shocked after reading about austin havi...

  • Dora x Nick Wilde
    18.9K 385 19

    Dora

  • Bob Duncan x Carl Azuz
    25.5K 234 15

    This is a sexy smut nothing is BETTER THAN ThIS PIECE OF SHIT! whoever kicked me off of first place for carl azuz congrats but i wanna slap you with my fist and lips

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  • SpongeBob vs. Miley Cyrus
    35.4K 1K 15

    SpongeBob has a rap battle with Miley Cyrus. When Miley finds out that SpongeBob has epic rapping skills, she wants her revenge. So what does she do? She uses her wrecking ball to destroy Bikini Bottom. Can SpongeBob stop her before it's too late?

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  • Boris Johnson x Reader
    24.2K 469 13

    One day ur shopping at TESCO and then u run into the one and only Boris Johnson.

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  • Flightsuit Vector X reader
    20.5K 600 13

    Hi my name is y/n and my life, it's pretty crazy. It all started when I walked down the street, I saw my best friends Shaggy and Velma. Suddenly Velma tripped over and lost her glasses. "My GlAsSeS" she yelled. She dropped to the floor and her glasses crunched below her knee. "Oh no" I said. I gave her my spare pair...

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  • Shrek x Reader
    258K 4.2K 11

    For some reason this isn't really a massive joke??

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  • The Fault in our Shrek
    65.3K 2.1K 5

    Better out then in I always say

    Completed   Mature
  • Andrew Tate x Ben Shapiro
    1.5K 36 9

    Ben Shapiro has had a crush on Andrew Tate for an embarrassingly amount of time. Will Ben and Tate manage to get their shot together and finally become a couple? Or are they still going on with their facade for the public audience.

    Mature