Andysamberg Stories

࣪ 💌 - 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐋 ❜ ֺ ਏਓ 𓂂 i don't care if you really care as long as you don't go 𓈒 ❪ 🚔 ❫ jake peralta x fem!oc

I wrote this for my friend and am still working on it. Obviously our names are changed but it has a lot of celebrity appearances and personally I think it's pretty funny...

Comedy

Donny, a single parent in his teens, raises his son and daughter till they turn eighteen. The three begin living separate lives until Donny appears at his son's wedding...

'I came along, I wrote a song for you And all the things you do And it was called yellow' A series of preferences and oneshots of Brooklyn Nine Nine characters !

"Cary, you with me for this case?" "Jake, that is a pizza stick" or A technical analyst works with his best friends at the Brooklyn Nine- Nine.

it's literally the name guys

Scott Romanoff transfers to the 𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙚-𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙚 where he meets a young man who is embarrassing himself in front of the new Captain. Scott thinks he has him all figure...

Dracula and Jonathan unexpectedly zinged with eachother! Will they make this love work? and how will their wives react?

" We're in the middle of a crime scene, will you please stop singing Taylor Swift!" "I'll have you know, I'm referencing her beautifully crafted lyrics...

[Jake peralta x oc] Harper miller is a detective from England who has moved to new York to be closer to her brother ben who moved a while before her. when she joins the...

Jake Peralta x OC love story. But it came easy, darlin' As natural as another leg around you in the bed frame

You've just come back to the 99 after a year undercover. There was a mixture of feelings going on, but you were super excited to see your old collegues again. The only p...

❝𝘮𝘺 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘧𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘭𝘮 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘻𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥, 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳...

"𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐨𝐛𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬, 𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐭?" After a series of unfortunate events, Jo found herself in the need for a transfer. She was told this was...

"𝘈 𝘥𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘰 𝘢𝘵 6:30 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨?" "𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘳𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘥𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪�...

❝ 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗺𝘆 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗱𝗿𝗮𝗴 𝗺𝗲 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁, 𝗳𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 ❞ two best friends who never knew what was in store for them. - jake peralta...

', i wanna love you till we're food for the worms to eat. till our fingers decompose.' ', keep my hand in yours.' IN WHICH avery mitchell finally escapes from her five y...

I watch the Brooklyn Nine-Nine and I love it so I want to do a oneshots on the loveable Jake Peralta I might do smuts/lemons but most of these are Fluff Jake Peralta x r...

Andy Samberg falls in love with A CHIPMUNK???????????? (i fucking hate myself)