Andysamberg Stories

A relationship would never work out between a criminal and a cop, much less a hitwoman. However, when she finds herself helping out a precinct in exchange for a reduced...

I wanted to write something about him and thought 'well, why not...' Anyway, these xreader oneshots will be about him and the many characters he played, like Jake Peral...

" We're in the middle of a crime scene, will you please stop singing Taylor Swift!" "I'll have you know, I'm referencing her beautifully crafted lyrics...

I watch the Brooklyn Nine-Nine and I love it so I want to do a oneshots on the loveable Jake Peralta I might do smuts/lemons but most of these are Fluff Jake Peralta x r...

RECKLESS in which timothée chalamet comes across the twitter account of a girl with no filter ( social media x real life ) ( timothée chalamet x fem oc )

Includes all of his characters <3

Hi, I love this man so enjoy some one shots :) Taking requests! I do not own SNL (s/o big man Michaels), Barry, It, etc. highest rankings: #1 crushxreader #1 billhaderx...

"Amy who?" Jake finally gives Amy a real taste of a true date, but still keeping it a friendly based, romantic stylez meal. On that very special night, Jake de...

Just some Andy Samberg imagines. Feel free to request imagines

This is a short story about a made up character named Hayley and her relationship with Andy Samberg. She sees him again after many years and the story will tell you the...

I wrote this for my friend and am still working on it. Obviously our names are changed but it has a lot of celebrity appearances and personally I think it's pretty funny...

Jake peralta and Nancy pandora have been in the force together for 6 years and have known eachother twice as long. As Nancy battles some life changing events does she st...

jake and amy peralta but after they got married

This book will contain imagines of Andy Samberg and his characters such as Jake Peralta, Conner Friel, etc. Request are open. Feel free to request any character :)

"𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐨𝐛𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬, 𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐭?" After a series of unfortunate events, Jo found herself in the need for a transfer. She was told this was...

"Cary, you with me for this case?" "Jake, that is a pizza stick" or A technical analyst works with his best friends at the Brooklyn Nine- Nine.

as much as anyone, i LOVE snl. hmu with requests and ily all <3 requests: open

You attend an interview to be Andy Samberg's assistant. Your life has been changed forever.

❝ 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗺𝘆 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗱𝗿𝗮𝗴 𝗺𝗲 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁, 𝗳𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 ❞ two best friends who never knew what was in store for them. - jake peralta...

Donny, a single parent in his teens, raises his son and daughter till they turn eighteen. The three begin living separate lives until Donny appears at his son's wedding...