Beets Stories

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Who is Mike Beets? Mike Beets is renowned as a TV personality and a minor who has worked on the mine full-time since he was 13. Beets are also known as the youngest son...

Raquelle met him in a super market of all places, on Wednesday, it was the most average Wednesday of her life, until, it wasn't. She saw from him across the produce aisl...

How does he manage to make everything so sensual? Bella asks this question everyday. And today of all days, she still hasn't learned the answer.

"𝑖 ℎ𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑖𝑡 ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒, 𝑖 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑎 𝑔𝑜 ℎ𝑜𝑚𝑒." *** a girl that's never been appreciated, finally meets the people she's needed all along or a group of...

The adventures of Dwight Schrute learning to grow beets, teaching himself about bears, all while making time to watch the original Battlestar Galactica. I'm going mental...

The author of the Bearpocolypse p.s.a s recounting the coming and goings in a Cracker during the bearpocolypse, because as all of you know , durning the bearpocolypse...

Whilst investigating the death of a local cow milker, a goth goth clown called dwight k schrute schrute uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, sassy boo bi es...

I live a basic life, I work in hell (dunder mifflin) My co-worker Dwight won't shut up about beets,God please help me, I hate Roy but man I love Pam:))). My name is Dwig...

When the bus breaks down, the boys never expect to end up on a farm.

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