Истории Derpness

Just random stuff that came out of the distortion world and into my brain when me and my friends were RPing as Arceus-Chan , Xerneas-San , Mewssiepuff & Celebi-San oh and A Rayquaza named Raikou. We also rped as our trainers. Disclaimer: I.OWN.NOTHING if i did i would probs be derpy. DEEEEERP. I only own the ideas with my friends ideas too! (=^ェ^=) Edit: (July 6 2016) ☆彡Dis book also contains things I'm tagged in:3

This is mah life...DERP STYLE!

Poetry meant for depressed and longing souls of this cruel world

involves people on crack people high on orange juice normal people WTF moments funny stuff (I think...) so..... enjoy!

Liam is the Alpha of South Australia but he's from North Carolina. Ruby is a newborn baby when Liam sees her and realises she is his mate. They become best friends over the years but when Ruby turns twelve Liam must move back to North Carolina. Ruby falls into depression. when he comes back Ruby is sixteen and she no longer cares about emotional relationships and it's his fault. will he be able to make it right? will she ever forgive him? We will never know... or will we? WARNING: THIS IS A LIL INAPPROPRIATE SO BE CAREFUL!!

This is a group of poems that depicts how I see the world and relationships, I hope that you choose to read it but honestly it is your choice not mine. If you ask me to I'll post more poems at a later date.

She's so annoying , all happy and shit. She needs to die for my insanity. Why is he trying to kill me...what have I done.

you should run I am ugly now run this is me my story if your storys is suckyer then wah this is my life and my problems! No hate cuse i hate right back.

Read the first page, love. :)

If I had a dollar for everyone someone said," You'll be ok," I would be a millionaire. There's always something that goes wrong that makes someone say it. Honestly, I can't be bothered anymore. Dealing with the constant disappointment and fear of reality. It can drain a person. From what I've said so far you would think that I live in a messed up home with a bad family. Well, you're wrong. My dad is the CEO of his own company he started after college. My mom is an international designer. My brother is already big in the world of politics and he's only 21. As you can tell, my life is great. For the most part. Everyone in my family is successful in someway, except me. I've been through more than my family. Definitely more. Our family wasn't always famous or well known. We started from the bottom and now we're here. And we'll see where life takes us.

Just some poetry that I write when I'm deep in thought.... TRIGGER WARNING FOR SOME/MOST OF THESE!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED -alice

Cheerio! My name's Karlyn! What's yours? I love it! Anyway... I have problems... So this is where u can read about my problems! Have fun! xoxo

Author's note: Hello everyone! My name is Fukuda Kazuma. I'm kinda new to the Wattpad scene, but I hope you'll enjoy this little story of mine! ^-^

These are a collection of poems, quotes, or just straight up thoughts. TRIGGER WARNING!!!! If you are feeling depressed or sad or even angry about anything, please feel free to contact me... I love you all ❤

Having parents that fight isn't the best but it's the way my life is. They say I'm depressed in a way I am but I can handle it so I don't know why I have to go to a therapist. People also say I'm a troublemaker, which I'm not, all I do is state facts. My school is testing out a group project which is where Aiden comes in. Adien and I are partners in this test run. What's the Project?? Well we are going to live together paying bills with our job and taking care of our child to live the life of an adult. I have no idea where they got this idea and don't worry it's a fake baby. Let's just say my boring life just got intresting.

High school student Ally, has toxic friends but doesn't know what to do. Ally gets depressed and has a miserable life. She thinks that she will be alone forever but that changes when she meets someone she thought she would never meet in her life.