Idontknoweither Stories

why is it called a finger when it does not fing?! what happens after death?!? why do octopuses look like aliens?!?! are they aliens!?!???!?!? is the moon even real...

Some people aren't cut out for the cold.

Dream convinces George to come see him in Florida. Dream battles with what he is feeling for George. George is happily oblivious until he isn't...

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I decided to shove a bunch of storied onto here so it doesn't feel like a waste of time

i dont even know why this is here.

I love auto generated text.

I'm going to try and put a different quote in here every day. They might be inspirational, depressing, random pieces of advice, things that will make your mind explode...

Read the title, dummy

Just a collection of poems I wrote when I have random bouts of inspiration. I don't think this will be a problem, but please don't use them without permission. I'll be h...

Separate chapters full of weirdness.