Mullets Stories

Um, request please? I don't do readers x whoever, but like any other ship I'm down for. Super gay oneshotssss. Some may be smut some may not be. Ima do my best y'all.

This is for all the dumb, idiotic, or just plain stupid stories from behind thy Author's head. If you're looking for a stupid story, you found the perfect place, fellow...

Carl Grimmes, a young boy on the search for love in the apocalypse

She was fearless and crazier than him. She was his queen and God help anyone who disrespected his queen [I'd say its all a joke but it's pure literary art edgar allan p...

Note: Some folks in my life understand that the ending of this very silly poem is regarding "good vs bad" teaming up together and not anti-LGBTQ. Some folks f...

Yes the title is the Mullet and it's a humor/horror story. Henley Reece tells the story of how one bad haircut can lead to many disasters. Such as all her friends dying...

you met Dave after his shift at the pizzarea. and u pet his mullet. :D

Even tho Brady could not spell together he knew deep down he was in love with his bestfriends (Stanton and Jacobe) but how will he tell them now. The war separated them...

dogs with mullets being kool dudes NO FURRY SEX!!!!

Literally the stupidest smut moments ever

Join my 80s blonde mullet cult. Or don't. It's your choice.

It was a tale as old as time... She was the school nerd. He was the high-school jock with the sweetest mullet in town. True as it can be, barely even friends... fate fou...