Ellie's Big Book of Dad Jokesby eatmytoenails
If you want no friends, use these. @niamhkill , thank you for putting up with me having memorised this. Pls read her stories, especially if you love 5sos.
Daily Deathby keiigo
The sudden growth of population in the 20th century made Death's life a nightmare!! No breaks, only stupid paperwork. Death also needs a rest sometimes. Even a second of...