histórias de Romance-y

BASICALLY Elizabeth Chang("I hate my name, shut up, call me 'Zabeth, you blithering idiot"), who makes a lot of bad puns that she perceives as "cool"(only to her, but not to the rest of her social circle)((no wonder her social circle is quite small indeed)), ends up: 1. Volunteering at a soup kitchen for nine weeks, the result of a certain hateful speech on soup("but the soup kitchen basically serves freaking BREADROLLS, not soup!"), 2. Making FRIENDS with a fellow soup-kitchener("like, is that the term for us noble beings?" 3. Making OUT with a hot-unfortunately-homeless-guy who has THE green eyes ("oh god, I could just faint in them), and 4. Waking up at the very crack of dawn in order to get to said soup kitchen on time ("no, not because of Finn, no, NO WAY; although he looks fiiinnnneeee--I mean FIIINN!")

" she needs her soul to be lit-up, in flames, shining bright when she's alive; and extinguished in a cloud of smoke and glitter when her heart stops. " - in other words, when a girl(ruby) sees a Shakespearian movie for the first time, and feels enchanted all the way to her fingertips, and makes it her high school mission to pass this enthusiasm, this exhilarating feeling, to a certain hollis frengreen. andy-parker 2015 !!ANDY-PARKER'S PUN TIME!! "vrrrooom vrrooomm i park my car here whoop whoop" ((oh my god that was the lamest pun ever)) (((like EVER)))

You know the tale. The overdone, 'find your soulmate' universe, each with its own unique set of rules. Well, this one is different. There are no rules. Sorry to bother you. I know we both have lives to live. Good luck with yours, 'cause God knows I could use luck in mine. (Cover art not mine. Google image search: terms and conditions life.)