Rutabaga Stories

Hey mother truckers, do you waste your life away doing stupid stuff like writing a children's book with really stupid characters and life lessons? Well that's what I did with this book. This is a sequel to Jeffery the Curious Rutabaga, which was published by my friend but written by me, an idiot. It was complete garbage, so why not keep the disappointment going HUH? Anyway, this is about a rutabaga named Jeffery who is very curious and gets himself into sticky situations.

Whether you want to learn the basics of writing, think you could learn a little more, or just really bored, then LUCKY FOR YOU! In this book I'll explore all of the above and more. Probably not the best for everyone since, you know, opinions and all, but who really cares about those anymore?

What story was Aunt Millie about to tell her nieces at the start of Merfolk on Mars? How exactly DID Sealantis come to be? And what exactly do clams and rutabagas have to do with it all? This is a fanfiction inspired by none other than Crystal Scherer herself, the brilliant author of Merfolk on Mars and other stories. If you read any of her novels thanks to this fanfiction, please be sure to start with Merfolk on Mars. Simply imagining Crystal's face (or, the emojis and reaction gifs she sends in response) upon realizing her impact on others like me brings tears to my eyes. I can only hope I do her works justice with this humble story, my first ever fanfiction written on Wattpad. happy april fools ;) Updated M & F until the plot reveals itself sufficiently (or I bring on the apocalypse from causing viral cringe-itis) "It's like dog poo on your shoe. Everywhere you step, it just keeps going with you." - anonymous "It's such an honor [to have a chapter dedicated to me]!" -Kiwi "My life is so much better with that chapter dedication!" -Repeat

"riCHiE yOu diPsHit whY wOuLD yOU bRiNG THE dOlL hOUse.??14@#>" "bEcAUsE iTs pRadA" said eddie

The tale of a rutabaga that loves to make friends and learn lessons. (this is my friend's story, but she said it was a-okay for me to publish it on here. that's why the author is different. she has a wattpad account, but doesn't use it.) (amazing cover made by _aviary)

yes i draw. i figured its time to SHOWCASE IT like a FUCKING GUN i'm bored and uncreative so there's no fancy name. caution: most art is extremely underwhelming. read at your own risk.