Schittscreek Stories

'I don't skate through life, David. I walk through life in really nice shoes.' | SCHITT'S CREEK S1-? | ( F!oc x M!oc )

I've posted so many stories in so many genres... where should you start? This is a guide to what I've written and to the order for reading the Caffrey Conversation serie...

the one where the girl loves schitt's creek and the boy has never seen it.

This is based on Schitt's Creek, David, and Patrick, if they got married and possibly had kids. I couldn't find any other books about the show so I decided that I would...

Hello humans! So, this is for all my Schitts Creek fans, because these are Patrick x David parent au oneshots! Just like the title says, it's a parent au, but they will...

Alexis and David were never really close as children, and it's not until they're forced to live in a shared motel room that they start to mend their distant relationship...

A sweet, four chapter compilation of drabbles based on a random daily word. (Obviously, I don't own any of the characters of the show. This is purely fanfiction.)

literally smut lmao

This is a book of oneshots using prompts I found online [or made up myself, but a lot are ones I found]. All stories will be SFW

Request a story about any of these tv shows! One shot stories or medium length stories!

Spin-off of the dazzling show, Schitt'$ Creek Welcome to the humorous and charming story about Catfish Ponds, a small town in the middle of nowhere, Ohio. Explore the t...

David and Patrick have had Rose Apothecary for three years now. Their business hasn't been doing great over the past few weeks. They have to possibility that their store...

I first watched Schitt's Creek during the COVID-19 pandemic, and when the show was over, I didn't want it to end. I was too invested in the characters and the town, in...

David Rose was a reckless art thief who stumbled onto a dead body and mysterious object in a back alley one night. Unexpectedly, he stumbled into something much more unn...

Warm wishes, Schittheads! I'm here writing... Schitt's Creek Oneshots!!! And....Requests are open!!!! My other social media handles/usernames are Facebook: Edward Ny Gm...

what the title says :) fandoms listed on the first chapter request always welcome just send me a message via here or instagram dm instagram : grac3j0hns0n

David has a whole new life. A husband. A home. His own business. A relationship with his family. A happiness and autonomy that the wealth of his previous lifestyle could...

Part of a secret santa fic exchange! While David and Alexis fool around with each other, Stevie feels comfortable enough to ask for something she's wanted for quite some...