Shlong Stories

The Tickle Diddle is a cursed shlong on a human being that can clone the humans into a well known human who goes by "Drake". Drake's 286ft long shlong gets cha...

Help!!!! I'm trying to find my balls and they're not in your mouth

freaky deaky

Shrexy🤤🥵🥵🥵

I heard from some people that they wanted to know how cave people did it and so I answered their question

Mateo

A strangely compelling story that focuses on the intense erotic relationship between Shrek and Y/N.

Everyone fᵁcks.

SUCC

A short, imaginative piece of poetry that will awaken your inner fantasies...

A story of how humans were created in the shlongist religion.

lilac was a transfer student and found a ugly roach, but it all changed because...

a poem by me very intricate and fun story with a few plot twists

Ed and you forever <3

smut

stds

Y/N is a shy simple suburban girl (not like other girls of course 🙄🥱) but when she meets a strong long long Thursday her life gets turned upside down . Get ready for a...