Shlong Stories

The Tickle Diddle is a cursed shlong on a human being that can clone the humans into a well known human who goes by "Drake". Drake's 286ft long shlong gets cha...

SUCC

A story of how humans were created in the shlongist religion.

smut

stds

IT'S HOT

freaky deaky

Yum yum

Mateo

Help!!!! I'm trying to find my balls and they're not in your mouth

Shrexy🤤🥵🥵🥵

shrek fucks a donky

A short, imaginative piece of poetry that will awaken your inner fantasies...

I heard from some people that they wanted to know how cave people did it and so I answered their question

Shlong.

lilac was a transfer student and found a ugly roach, but it all changed because...

a poem by me very intricate and fun story with a few plot twists

Dicc length

Y/N is a shy simple suburban girl (not like other girls of course 🙄🥱) but when she meets a strong long long Thursday her life gets turned upside down . Get ready for a...

Ed and you forever <3