Xkcd Stories

Black Hat Guy and The Girl who stole his hat are endgame OTP but I'm a multi shipper.

[SFPD6.0-2] Getting into AfterLife is easy, all you have to do is die... #1 - 1 - "Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia." #2 - 7 - "You wouldn't like her when she's angry." #3 - 4 - "Yes, of course! We're someplace else. I'll... get back to you on the specifics." #4 - 9 - Live to fight another day, boys. Live to fight another day. #5 - 2 - This may be my favorite conversation of all time.

Cried, laughed, and got mildly concerned for humanity, all in one audiobook. Randall Munroe answers the questions you didn't know you needed answered (could you cry yourself dehydrated?) with real physics and math. Wil Wheaton's narration makes every absurd question sound like a genuine crisis. 4 stars.

In a dark and confusing world, you burn brightly, I never feel lost -https://xkcd.com/40/