Zaphodbeeblebrox Stories

It is a truth universally aknowledged that one such individual, in possession of the name Zaphod Beeblebrox, must be attractive. If you don't believe me, you can go and have a look on the other side of God's Final Message. He wrote; "Zaphod Beeblebrox The First is a total hunk". Yeah, God wrote that. This is a Zaphod X Reader book because... There are literally none and he is the best character. The book is Xreader and uses she/her pronouns for the reader so if you use other pronouns I apologise, I might change it in the future for you guys. That aside, enjoy!

Okay, so this is just for whenever I'm on a Guide kick. It likely won't be updated incredibly often, but... It'll still happen, so that's something!

A hoopy fanfic for hoopy people. The Vogon's are still trying to destroy planet Earth. Arthur's tea was interrupted by two knocks at the door. Random likes tea. Are these statements related? Will they intertwine to become a complex story line? No, neither do I. I have just started this and I will try and update this as much as possible, when I have enough time. Feel free to comment suggestions!