In which Namjoon is disgustingly romantic. Yoongi wants to be a turtle and hide forever. Hoseok is your local devil. Jimin is a smol fluffball who has razors for teeth. Taehyung believes that the best way to heal a wound is to rip the bandage right off. Jungkook is hopelessly in love. And Seokjin is just mildly concerned as everything else tumbles down to hell. Or in other words, a HIGHSCHOOL!/UNIVERSITY! AU. About as logical as a crack fic could get