My Treasured Blossom [Classic Yandere Boy x Female Reader]

"You are my treasure, my reason for living, and more important than my left kidney."

. . .

[Classic Yandere Boy x Female Reader]

Y/N is a normal high school girl. Completely normal. Her social life, studying habits, and the number of grains in her cereal bowl each morning couldn't be more average. She has no unique character traits and is more vanilla than cheap vanilla ice cream with vanilla extract on top.

She makes a plain rice cake seem flavorful, but she was somehow able to get a yandere stalker to fall madly in love with her, (the jury is still out on how that happened, but they think that errors in judgment were involved and possibly psychedelic drugs.)

Y/N and her friends try to discover the identity of Y/N's 'secret admirer' who keeps leaving her anonymous love notes and murdering other students every Tuesday and bi-annual national holiday. There is that one guy who literally follows Y/N everywhere at school like a lost duckling with flushed cheeks, sparkly eyes, and drool dripping off his chin, but Y/N never notices him. Why you ask? Oh, it's simple. It's because she's Y/N in a Yandere x Reader novel, and she is more oblivious than a box of rocks encased in concrete.

Will Y/N discover the identity of her yandere stalker before everyone else at her high school 'mysteriously disappears'? (Of course not, she's Y/N.)
Will the Yandere ever get Y/N to love him? (Not if he finds it easier to murder her friends and family than to just walk up to her and say hi.) And how is this school still open after all the fatal accidents that have occurred on campus? (The question that we all want to be answered.)

⚠WARNING⚠ even though this book is a satire, there will be a few mature themes in it including (but not limited to):
-swearing
-violence
-mental illness
-suicide
-murder
-manipulation
-obsession
-gore
-and tsunderes
Reader discretion is advised.