*SATIRE- read at your own risk* Just for fun - Anna Mitchell is a traumatized mess when a member of a very popular and affluential pop boy band crashes into her hospital room and steals her from their care. Not all is as it seems, of course, as being kidnapped by one of the most popular boy bands in the world doesn't happen every day. Romances bloom between Anna and the members while hilarity and drama ensue in this satirical exploration into the world of being kidnapped...by BTS. Disclaimer: this story is SATIRE. Don't say I didn't warn you 😉