Naruto has always had a crush on the Poison Snake Sannin but was too afraid to do anything about it so when Orochimaru helps him out, he can't believe that his luck has finally changed. The war is over after only two days and Naruto can't seem to believe that peace has finally been achieved. Orochimaru is given another chance in Konoha and Naruto is recruited as his bodyguard while Hashirama and Tobirama are Naruto's bodyguards, not that the former Hokages mind. Orochimaru recognizes Naruto's post-war depression and tries to comfort the blonde, but he doesn't know how so they flounder around like a couple of idiots while Tobirama realizes the value of a camera (lol). Can the two idiots help each other or was this predestined to fail, like Neji likes to say? WARNING: NOT AS FLUFFY AS THE SUMMARY SAYS. It will seem fluffy at first, but trust me it will get dark soon enough. If you don't like mentions of abusive boyfriends or mentions of people using other people for sex, this fanfic IS NOT FOR YOU. Please move along. I feel like this description doesn't do this story justice, so read on! Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or its characters, just this plot.
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