Oh hello there, my name is Gorphon from Oxentrot to Urkenlan, I heard you were interested in buying "The Book Of Books" the one and only "Bible of RPG" or by some just referred to as "The Way"? Yes, ah very good, very good, then I would like to give it to you for free, yes there you go you can have it. It is all free for those who deserve. Yes go on read it, its yours now. Ow there is my Griphon Taxi gotta go, bye! ***reads book untill last page and is blown away by writing skills and the aMount of interesting things***
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