this is a backup from the ao3 account, originally published on february 2nd, 2022. an older fic, therefore some words, characterization, and plotlines may seem strange or unprofessional. this originally started as a "joke" fic, but sadly i have no concept of humor, am very mentally ill over pairing my past and current fixations together, and adore crossovers in general. perhaps "crack taken seriously", taken to the extreme is a better way to describe it? original description: ((i've read one too many crackfics now you have to deal with this)) several characters are invited onto a vacation. then aw shit, lesbian bears make them do killing gaym!!!!!!!!11111
15 parts